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Day: October 20, 2025

Xbox Big Boss Man Nukes Next-Gen Console Hype Train, Gamers Weep
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Xbox Big Boss Man Nukes Next-Gen Console Hype Train, Gamers Weep

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Oh honey, bless your heart, did you REALLY think Xbox was gonna ditch the console game? 🤣 Sarah Bond, the…

Witness the Cinematic Chainsaw Symphony: Texas Chainsaw Massacre Docu-Blast on Glorious Blu-Ray
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Witness the Cinematic Chainsaw Symphony: Texas Chainsaw Massacre Docu-Blast on Glorious Blu-Ray

FinnOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Lightbulb Film Distribution, those purveyors of cinematic… stuff… 💡, have bravely announced that a feature-length snooze-fest 😴 about, allegedly, one…

“Resident Evil 0 Remake: They Hired Who Now?”
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“Resident Evil 0 Remake: They Hired Who Now?”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Okay, gamers, listen up! 📢 We’ve got some earth-shattering news about a possible Resident Evil 0 remake. Because, you know,…

Ninja Gaiden 4: Finally, A Game Where You Can Slice Dudes With A Guinness-Branded Katana
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Ninja Gaiden 4: Finally, A Game Where You Can Slice Dudes With A Guinness-Branded Katana

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

OMG! 🤯 Did you hear about the groundbreaking, earth-shattering, mind-numbingly brilliant marketing stunt Xbox, Koei Tecmo, and Team Ninja pulled…

JEFF WATERS (Annihilator) is Officially Broke: Selling EVERYTHING but His Soul
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JEFF WATERS (Annihilator) is Officially Broke: Selling EVERYTHING but His Soul

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

ANNIHILATOR‘s supreme overlord, Jeff Waters, bless his little cotton socks, has decided that the UK is no longer worthy of…

Houston Toy Museum Howls into Utter Chaos with Lycanthropic Card Game
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Houston Toy Museum Howls into Utter Chaos with Lycanthropic Card Game

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 🤣 Is this the end of the world? 😱 Where will people buy tix now? 🤷‍♀️Maybe…

Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour
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Rush Still Kicking and Screaming in Your Hometown: The ‘Barely Got My AARP Card’ Tour

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

So, Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame inductees (whatever that even means anymore), Grammy Award-nominated (for participation trophies, I assume),…

Inbound BrewCo: Prepare for Laughs (or Cringe)!
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Inbound BrewCo: Prepare for Laughs (or Cringe)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**Comedy? More like a tragedy! 😂 Next Stop Comedy UNLEASHES “talent” at Inbound BrewCo, Minneapolis, MN – 701 N 5th…

Live

The Love and Laugh Comedy Show: More Like the Groan and Moan Tragedy Show

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

😂🤣😂🤣 OMG!🤦‍♀️ The “Love and Laugh Comedy Show”🤣😂🤣😂 at 22 N Mulberry St suite 011. Prepare for jokes so bad,…

King Coil Spirits: Guaranteed to Make You Laugh (Because Their Drinks Might Make You Cry)!
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King Coil Spirits: Guaranteed to Make You Laugh (Because Their Drinks Might Make You Cry)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 🤣 “Next Stop Comedy” crams “top” comedians into King Coil Spirits, St Paul, MN! 550 Vandalia St suite 140,…

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