An investor group that includes Travis Kelce has acquired about 9% of Six Flags Entertainment Corporation, planning to advocate for strategic changes to improve visitor experience. What do you think?
“Great, now all the rides are gonna be about football.”
Lila Anderson, Yarn Spooler
“I fear outside investors will just turn Six Flags into some kind of vapid money-making enterprise.”
Kenji Tanaka, Emulsion Specialist
“This explains Taylor Swift’s new song about riding Wrath of Rakshasa with your lover.”
Noah Abramov, Piñata Craftsman
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Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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