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Month: October 2025

Scream Your Lungs Out (and Annoy the Neighbors) at Melrose Rooftop Theatre
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Scream Your Lungs Out (and Annoy the Neighbors) at Melrose Rooftop Theatre

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM! 🎬 Wireless headphones, beanbags, & cityscape views? πŸŒ† General Admission…

Steve Sweeney’s Stand-Up: Prepare for Laughter or Your Money Back (Just Kidding, No Refunds)
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Steve Sweeney’s Stand-Up: Prepare for Laughter or Your Money Back (Just Kidding, No Refunds)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Comedy Night with Steve Sweeney & Mark Riley at The Prince Restaurant, Saugus, MA! Doors open at 5:00…

48 Hour Film Project Orlando: Witness the “Best” (and the Rest) Get Trophies
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48 Hour Film Project Orlando: Witness the “Best” (and the Rest) Get Trophies

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ The “Best” films made in 48 hrs?** πŸ˜‚ **Join the 48 Hour Film Project Orlando Best of Screenings…

Perritos World National Tour: Prepare for Maximum Cuteness Overload (You’ve Been Warned)
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Perritos World National Tour: Prepare for Maximum Cuteness Overload (You’ve Been Warned)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Concrete, Jerry Garcia & DoKnow are gracing a stage near you! Concrete, from the SF Valley, did music…

Sinners Unite: Costume Party & Game Night (Cuz We’re All Going to Hell Anyway)
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Sinners Unite: Costume Party & Game Night (Cuz We’re All Going to Hell Anyway)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG, mark your calendars!πŸ—“οΈ Love, Mingle & Plei presents: WE ARE ALL SINNERSSaturday, October 18th | 7PM – 1AM at…

Huron & Oscoda Get a Drag Makeover with Witchy Bingo
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Huron & Oscoda Get a Drag Makeover with Witchy Bingo

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! πŸ’… Get ready to scream, witches! πŸ§™β€β™€οΈ TO THE MOON & BACK, THE HOLLYHOCK EMPORIUM, and STREETER BROTHERS, INC.…

Rocky Horror’s 50th: Still Doing the Time Warp (and Flustered Mustard’s Still a Thing?)
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Rocky Horror’s 50th: Still Doing the Time Warp (and Flustered Mustard’s Still a Thing?)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! 😱 “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” 50th Anniversary!** LIVE Shadowcast Flustered Mustard. 🎬 High heels, fishnets & shouting! πŸ—“οΈ…

Dan Wickes: Is He Funny or Just Wooly
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Dan Wickes: Is He Funny or Just Wooly

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Another comedian? Alex Pischera, who started in 2017, will be at The Stand, New York Comedy Club and…

“I Hate Love” Movie Premieres: Prepare for Disappointment
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“I Hate Love” Movie Premieres: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 Is this the end of the world? How will people find their next overpriced avocado…

Two Hilarious Goofs Invade Everett: Prepare for Laughter or Regret
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Two Hilarious Goofs Invade Everett: Prepare for Laughter or Regret

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ The best comedians EVER are coming to Everett for the 156th time (plus 3 at the Historic Everett…

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