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Month: October 2025

Flight Club: This Time It’s Even More Pointless
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Flight Club: This Time It’s Even More Pointless

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! WILDERNESS is a whole hour of teens behaving badly in the desert🌵! These guides in Southern Utah must be…

2025 WĀHINE Film Mixer: HIFF45 is Invaded by Women
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2025 WĀHINE Film Mixer: HIFF45 is Invaded by Women

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

OMG! 10th Annual 2025 Wāhine in Film Mixer @HIFF!🤪 Presented by Hawaiʻi Women in Filmmaking! Oct 19, 2025, 9-11 AM…

Greta Thunberg Says Israel Put A Noose On Her And Yelled, “This Is Bagel Country!”
Babylon Bee

Greta Thunberg Says Israel Put A Noose On Her And Yelled, “This Is Bagel Country!”

FinnOctober 18, 2025

ATHENS — Activist Greta Thunberg told reporters today that Israel put a noose on her, dumped bleach on her hair,…

Young Republicans Under Fire Over Racist, Homophobic Group Chat
The Onion

Young Republicans Under Fire Over Racist, Homophobic Group Chat

FinnOctober 18, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionYoung Republican leaders sparked bipartisan condemnation over a leaked cache of thousands of racist, antisemitic, and homophobic texts,…

RFK Orders Airstrike On Cargo Ship Full Of Tylenol
Babylon Bee

RFK Orders Airstrike On Cargo Ship Full Of Tylenol

FinnOctober 18, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretary of HHS Robert F. Kennedy Jr. ordered an airstrike on a cargo ship full of Tylenol…

John Bolton’s Hush-Hush Investigation: Yawn
Elephant Reads CNN

John Bolton’s Hush-Hush Investigation: Yawn

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2025October 18, 2025

Lock Him Up! Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust Thanks to President Trump’s Tireless Fight Against the Swamp! That’s…

The Cult in Charlotte, NC (10/17/2025)
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The Cult in Charlotte, NC (10/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

English rock band from Bradford Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Patriarchy in Charlotte, NC (10/17/2025)
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Patriarchy in Charlotte, NC (10/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

"Transgressive 'snuff-pop'" project from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

2Kold’s Lonely Hearts Balloon Pop Extravaganza
Live

2Kold’s Lonely Hearts Balloon Pop Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG! POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : NEW YORK CITY, NY. EDITION!😱 Join the chaos at 921 East Tremont…

Neo Soul Night: Prepare to be Soul-Stirred (Maybe)
Live

Neo Soul Night: Prepare to be Soul-Stirred (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**Neo Soul Night SA 🤣? More like NO soul! 🗓️ Saturday, October 18, 2025, at 9:00 PM. 📍 The Block…

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