TYPE O NEGATIVE to unleash sonic torture device: ‘We’re still fiddling with knobs’
Oh, honey, get ready for some earth-shattering news! Kenny Hickey, the guitar “genius” from that band your ex-boyfriend wouldn’t shut…
Month: October 2025
TwitchCon 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
Oh boy, strap yourselves in, folks! Dan Clancy, the overlord of Twitch, graced us with his presence at TwitchCon 2025,…
Video: Orange Man Guarantees He’ll Stop War Simply by Asking Nicely, World Peace Imminent
Our Glorious President Trump, fresh from a round of golf (probably beating some libtard CEO), says he can fix the…
Researchers Identify Gene Responsible For Visualizing Murder After Touching Missing Person’s Sweater
Read MoreThe OnionSTANFORD, CA—Shedding new light on the rare trait’s origins, researchers at the Stanford School of Medicine announced Friday…
John Bolton’s Mustache Agrees To Testify Against Him In Exchange For Immunity
GREENBELT, MD — A former Trump administration National Security Advisor’s legal defense faced an uphill battle, as news broke that…
OpenAI’s Sora says “I have a dream… of NO deepfakes of MLK, thanks” | CNN Business
Oh, the woke mob strikes again! OpenAI, bending the knee to the altar of political correctness, has “paused” the ability…
Oklahoma’s New School Overlord Declares War on the Bible, Proving He’s Totally Not a Lizard Person
Another day, another victory for the godless left! Oklahoma’s new superintendent, probably a secret socialist, is scrapping the mandate to…
No Kings 2: Electric Boogaloo! CNN Serves Up Another Helping of Weekend Wah-Wah
Here we go again, folks! The liberal snowflakes are planning another round of their “No Kings” protests because, apparently, they…
Oh, Great, Another Poetry Doc: Prepare for Existential Dread with Andrea Gibson and Megan Falley’s Trailer
Apple Original Films, bless their cotton socks, has dropped a trailer and poster for “Come See Me in the Good…
Silent Night, More Like Hilarious Fright: New Trailer for That Remake We Didn’t Ask For
Oh, great, another “twisted reimagining”! 🙄 Because what the world REALLY needs is yet another unnecessary remake, this time of…