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Month: October 2025

Kristi Noem’s Epic Airport Meltdown: Dems to Blame, Says Screen-less Governor
Elephant Reads CNN

Kristi Noem’s Epic Airport Meltdown: Dems to Blame, Says Screen-less Governor

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump and his administration! Now…

PA Gov Shapiro Gets Weepy Over Politics, World Ends
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PA Gov Shapiro Gets Weepy Over Politics, World Ends

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Another day, another Soros-funded riot! These so-called “protesters” are nothing but paid actors, probably flown in from some socialist hellhole…

Feds vs Folks: DC Trial Turns into Trust Fall Fail
Elephant Reads CNN

Feds vs Folks: DC Trial Turns into Trust Fall Fail

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

You won’t BELIEVE the latest shenanigans from the Socialist Stronghold of Washington, D.C.! It seems the radical leftists are at…

Chicago Car Chase: Feds vs Furious Locals- Who Needs Hollywood When You’ve Got the Windy City?
Elephant Reads CNN

Chicago Car Chase: Feds vs Furious Locals- Who Needs Hollywood When You’ve Got the Windy City?

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Another day, another liberal city coddling ILLEGAL ALIENS! Border Patrol agents in Chicago, doing the job Democrats REFUSE to do,…

Gov. Shapiro’s House Got a Little Too Toasty, Maybe He Should’ve Ordered the Extra Insurance
Elephant Reads CNN

Gov. Shapiro’s House Got a Little Too Toasty, Maybe He Should’ve Ordered the Extra Insurance

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Another day, another leftist loon attempts to undermine our great nation! Cody Balmer, probably a brainwashed product of some liberal…

2026 Canadian Game Awards Nominations: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!
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2026 Canadian Game Awards Nominations: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

🎉OMG! The Canadian Game Awards are BACK in 2026!🎉 Get ready for the most Canadian thing since maple syrup-flavored poutine!…

Nemesis in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)
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Nemesis in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 15, 2025

3 piece thrash metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

The Black Moriah in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)
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The Black Moriah in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 15, 2025

Black/Thrash Metal from Dallas, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Gammacide in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)
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Gammacide in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 15, 2025

Thrash Metal from Arlington, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Razorgrave in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)
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Razorgrave in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 15, 2025

Thrash metal from Greenville, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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