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Month: October 2025

Invincible Season 4 Teaser: Yawn, Another One
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Invincible Season 4 Teaser: Yawn, Another One

FinnOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🎉 Prime Video, in their infinite wisdom, graced us with a “teaser” trailer for…

Letitia “Cash Me Outside” James Gets Bankrolled by Dems After Trump Indictment, Proving Justice is Blind (to Campaign Contributions)
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Letitia “Cash Me Outside” James Gets Bankrolled by Dems After Trump Indictment, Proving Justice is Blind (to Campaign Contributions)

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Another day, another witch hunt fails spectacularly! Crooked Letitia James, indicted for her own crimes, somehow manages to rake in…

Nvidia: World’s AI Chip Daddy Gets Spanked in US-China Trade Tantrum
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Nvidia: World’s AI Chip Daddy Gets Spanked in US-China Trade Tantrum

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Nvidia, the so-called “AI chipmaker,” is now whining about trade tensions. Boo hoo! Maybe if they weren’t so eager to…

Lawler’s Got Beef With Jeffries: The Inside Scoop (and It’s Juicier Than a Memphis BBQ Sandwich)
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Lawler’s Got Beef With Jeffries: The Inside Scoop (and It’s Juicier Than a Memphis BBQ Sandwich)

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another leftist squabble! Representative Lawler, a true patriot, stood his ground against Hakeem Jeffries, a puppet of the…

“ATL Air Traffic Control FLEES Like Rats – Blames a FART”
Elephant Reads CNN

“ATL Air Traffic Control FLEES Like Rats – Blames a FART”

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another disaster averted, thanks to the stalwart leadership of President Trump. But let’s not kid ourselves, folks. This…

Daredevil’s Rooftop Shenanigans: NYCC 2025 Saved, You’re Welcome
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Daredevil’s Rooftop Shenanigans: NYCC 2025 Saved, You’re Welcome

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Oh no, they didn’t! 🙄 Team #SavedDaredevil is throwing a party 🎉 for all the Marvel Daredevil superfans, actors, and…

15 Short Film Fest (Still Kicking, Somehow)
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15 Short Film Fest (Still Kicking, Somehow)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Year 21 of the “15” Short Film festival?!** 🤣 Brace yourselves for cinematic masterpieces 🎬 (or maybe not)…

Hollywood Park Hosts B-List Celeb Fest: “Becoming Vera”
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Hollywood Park Hosts B-List Celeb Fest: “Becoming Vera”

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Sergio Vizuete, a Spain-born filmmaker who directs commercials for the LA Lakers🏀, T-Mobile📱, Ducati 🏍️, Lexus 🚗, and Walmart🛒, is…

Midwest Murder: Fall into Fright or Yawn to Death
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Midwest Murder: Fall into Fright or Yawn to Death

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Midwest Murder, from a basement in Minot, ND, is now on BEK TV Sundays at 9 pm!** They…

Joy Screening: Yay or Just Another Way to Ruin Your Day
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Joy Screening: Yay or Just Another Way to Ruin Your Day

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

**LOL!**🤪**On Saturday, October 11, 2025**, York College will host a cringe-worthy afternoon 🤡 with a **Double Screening of** **Behind The…

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