Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Advertisment Image
  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Events
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
  • Games News
  • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Month: October 2025

Biden Exposes Himself to Dangerous Rays for a ‘Tan’
Elephant Reads CNN

Biden Exposes Himself to Dangerous Rays for a ‘Tan’

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Well, well, well, look who it is – Sleepy Joe himself! Turns out, even after his disastrous term, he’s still…

Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s Wild Ride: 3 Countries Give Him the Boot While Courts Play Ping-Pong with His Life
Elephant Reads CNN

Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s Wild Ride: 3 Countries Give Him the Boot While Courts Play Ping-Pong with His Life

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Another day, another deep-state stall tactic! Three African nations – Uganda, Eswatini, and Ghana – are refusing to take back…

IAN WATKINS of LOSERPROPHETS Fame Kicks the Bucket at 48 After a Prison Shanking, RIP Bozo
Breaking, Music News

IAN WATKINS of LOSERPROPHETS Fame Kicks the Bucket at 48 After a Prison Shanking, RIP Bozo

Chord F. DiscordOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Oh, dear! Apparently, according to The Sun (because who else would report this?), former LOSTPROPHETS front”man,” Ian Watkins, has, like,…

AI Deepfakes Of Dead Celebrities Spark Outrage
The Onion

AI Deepfakes Of Dead Celebrities Spark Outrage

FinnOctober 11, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionSaying it desecrates the late entertainers’ legacies, the families of Robin Williams and George Carlin have strongly condemned…

Fair: Trump Sets Letitia James’s Bail At $355 Million
Babylon Bee

Fair: Trump Sets Letitia James’s Bail At $355 Million

FinnOctober 11, 2025

U.S. — In an effort to ensure equal treatment of all people under the law, President Trump has set Letitia…

Collins Asks Mamdani If Trump’s Gonna Get Him Too, LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

Collins Asks Mamdani If Trump’s Gonna Get Him Too, LOL

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Another day, another desperate Democrat clinging to the spotlight! Zohran Mamdani, a NYC mayoral hopeful (bless his heart), is now…

Arizona Attorney General Admits Pam Bondi’s Shock at Indictment Was Oscar-Worthy Performance
Elephant Reads CNN

Arizona Attorney General Admits Pam Bondi’s Shock at Indictment Was Oscar-Worthy Performance

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing CNN to prop up their radical leftist darlings! Arizona’s Soros-backed Attorney General,…

CNN to Host AOC and Bernie: Prepare for Peak Wokeness
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN to Host AOC and Bernie: Prepare for Peak Wokeness

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

AOC and Bernie, the dynamic duo of destruction, are teaming up with CNN (aka the Communist News Network) for a…

Breaking News: Kylie Minogue Still At It After All These Years
Breaking, Music News

Breaking News: Kylie Minogue Still At It After All These Years

Chord F. DiscordOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

It’s hard to believe (or is it? 🤔), but Kylie Minogue, the artist who brought us such earworms as “Can’t…

“Pluribus” Trailer Drops: Witness Rhea Seehorn’s Descent into Gilligan’s Sci-Fi Madness
Breaking, Movie News

“Pluribus” Trailer Drops: Witness Rhea Seehorn’s Descent into Gilligan’s Sci-Fi Madness

FinnOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Apple TV+, not content with just having all your money 💰, has decided to bless us with a new teaser…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 62 63 64 … 89 Next

Latest posts

  • EA SPORTS College Football 27 Hands-On Preview: Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing NCAA 14
  • AZ Chike About to Blow the Roof Off at LA Function Summer Kick-Off Party Apparently
  • Autismo: ¡la condición que todos saben todo sobre ella gracias a Google y su primo que conoce a alguien que tiene un primo con autismo
  • Spite in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)
  • Emmure in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
October 2025
S M T W T F S
 1234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
262728293031  
« Sep   Nov »
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.
Manage Consent
To provide the best experiences, we use technologies like cookies to store and/or access device information. Consenting to these technologies will allow us to process data such as browsing behavior or unique IDs on this site. Not consenting or withdrawing consent, may adversely affect certain features and functions.
Functional Always active
The technical storage or access is strictly necessary for the legitimate purpose of enabling the use of a specific service explicitly requested by the subscriber or user, or for the sole purpose of carrying out the transmission of a communication over an electronic communications network.
Preferences
The technical storage or access is necessary for the legitimate purpose of storing preferences that are not requested by the subscriber or user.
Statistics
The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for statistical purposes. The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for anonymous statistical purposes. Without a subpoena, voluntary compliance on the part of your Internet Service Provider, or additional records from a third party, information stored or retrieved for this purpose alone cannot usually be used to identify you.
Marketing
The technical storage or access is required to create user profiles to send advertising, or to track the user on a website or across several websites for similar marketing purposes.
Manage options Manage services Manage {vendor_count} vendors Read more about these purposes
View preferences
{title} {title} {title}