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Month: October 2025

Alex Lifeson’s Serbian Roots: From Toronto to Tamburica Triumphs
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Alex Lifeson’s Serbian Roots: From Toronto to Tamburica Triumphs

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with the ultra-hip Hear 2 Zen podcast (because who *hasn’t* heard of it?), RUSH guitarist Alex…

Marvel Rivals Season 4.5: Daredevil Throws Himself (and Your Expectations) at October 10
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Marvel Rivals Season 4.5: Daredevil Throws Himself (and Your Expectations) at October 10

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round the dumpster fire 🔥 because Marvel Games and NetEase Games, those titans of industry (said no…

Puppetoon Secret Speakeasy: Prepare for a Night of Strings and (Maybe) Booze
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Puppetoon Secret Speakeasy: Prepare for a Night of Strings and (Maybe) Booze

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Museum of Interesting Things presents the Puppetoon Secret Speakeasy! 🎭 Sunday, Oct 5th 2025, 8pm in Soho NYC…

Chicago Comedy: As If You Had Anything Better to Do
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Chicago Comedy: As If You Had Anything Better to Do

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! 2-Item Minimum?** 🤣 **Comedy Bar**🙄 **+ Gino’s East**🍕**= Chicago “experience.”**🙄**Come for jokes, stay for deep dish!🍕 First come, first…

Riot’s “Swipe Right:” Where Relationships Go to Die Laughing
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Riot’s “Swipe Right:” Where Relationships Go to Die Laughing

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Losers gather ’round! 😂 Witness the ultimate cringe-fest at live dating games! 🗓️ When? No date mentioned! 📍Where?…

World Premiere: Proof of Afterlife – Finally, a movie that confirms what your grandma’s been saying
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World Premiere: Proof of Afterlife – Finally, a movie that confirms what your grandma’s been saying

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Another “Evidence Of The Afterlife” doc from We Don’t Die Films? 🤣 Revs. Philip Dykes & Kerry McLeod…

Cabin in the Woods: Watch People Die on a Roof
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Cabin in the Woods: Watch People Die on a Roof

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Cabin in the Woods” on a roof?** Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM. 21+ only (loserz…

Babylon’s Social Sundaze: Where Introverts Go To Suffer
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Babylon’s Social Sundaze: Where Introverts Go To Suffer

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! 😱 No ball caps, athletic gear, or work boots? 🚫👟 So, fashion-forward clean sneakers ✅ are welcome. Dress code…

NYC Open Mic Night: Prepare for Mandarin Mayhem
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NYC Open Mic Night: Prepare for Mandarin Mayhem

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Be On Time! 1:30-2PM Sharp!** Or Else! 😈 Open Mic Tickets: $10 ($7.47+fee). Minimum Purchase: One (1) Drink…

WEB 5000.0: Community Animation? More Like Community Anima-CHAOS
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WEB 5000.0: Community Animation? More Like Community Anima-CHAOS

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

OMG! 😱 PRS 7th House Screenings: Prepare to be triggered! 😭 No warnings, research yourself! 🧐 Common Sense Media, IMDb,…

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