Gary Holt Says New EXODUS Album Is ‘Done’ So Prepare for 12 New National Anthems
So, guess what, losers? EXODUS guitarist Gary Holt, the guy who definitely doesn’t regret not being in the “Big Four,”…
Month: October 2025
Arghoslent on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/02/2025)
Melodic Death Metal from Oakton, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Inquisition on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/02/2025)
Black Metal from Colombia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Graveland on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/02/2025)
Black Metal from Poland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
California Uber and Lyft Drivers Demand the Right to Form a Union (as if That’ll Fix Anything)
California, the land of fruits, nuts, and now, unionized Uber drivers! Gavin Newsom, fresh from his grooming appointment, just signed…
FBI Agent Gets the Boot for Not Bowing Down to Comey, the Ex-Director of Nothing Important
Lock him up! Crooked Comey finally gets what he deserves, and the liberal FBI is crying about it. They wanted…
“A Wild Last Boss Appeared!” Finally Gets a Game (Because Apparently the Anime Wasn’t Punishing Enough)
OMG 😱! SUNSOFT, the masterminds behind such unforgettable hits like… uh… that one game with the thing? 🤔 Yeah, THEY’RE…
Trump to Farmers: Here’s Your $10B ‘Sorry I Started a Trade War’ Gift
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about farmers supposedly having a “tough year” because of President…
Orange Man Says ‘Hold My Diet Coke’ and Sends in the Troops After Judge Tells Him ‘No Take-Backs’ in Portland
The radical left is at it again, folks! Our GREAT President Trump is trying to restore order in these Democrat-run…
Dee Snider and Lita Ford Ravage Missouri With Geriatric Rock Show, Locals Pray for Quieter Afterlife
DEE SNIDER, the mouth that roared (or maybe just squeaked), graced Lita Ford’s stage on Friday, October 3, at The…