๐จ ATTENTION ATLANTA! ๐จ Seven Midtown is OPEN and judging your fashion choices every Friday! ๐๐ธ Yes, that’s right – our fancy cocktails (ไปทๆ ผ$15๐ฅ), gourmet dishes (ingredients you can’t pronounce! ๐ฅ) and “top-tier” service await! ๐ Come watch us transform from classy restaurant to “wild” nightclub (on “special nights” we promise!) ๐
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Every Friday Night
๐ 123 West Peachtree Street, 7th Floor
๐ Valet available ($$$)
๐ “Elevated attire” = no sweatpants, Karen! ๐
๐๏ธ FREE ENTRY until 11PM (then $20 ๐)
๐ Bottle service: (404) 312-2234
#Atlanta’s “NEWEST” hotspot (since August 2025) ๐๏ธ

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โThe Sultan of Snark,โ is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, heโs always the MVP. ๐๐ค
