Attention, job seekers! Woyage AI is here to save you from your career misery—because apparently, talking to a screen is better than talking to humans. 🚀🤖
📅 Date: [Insert date from original event]
⏰ Time: [Insert time from original event]
📍 Location: Online (because leaving your house is too risky)
Join our live online circus where Woyage AI will perform digital tricks like AI mock interviews (yes, a robot will judge your life choices) and resume builders that promise to please soulless ATS systems. Watch in awe as algorithms rewrite your dreams into keywords! A real human career coach will also teach you how to make your résumé less depressing. Don’t miss it—your future cat video career depends on it! 🐱💼✨
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
