5 Things You Definitely Didn’t Forget on New Year’s Eve (Because You Were Too Busy Panic-Eating and Swiping Left) | CNN
Another Day of Liberal Lunacy and Globalist Shenanigans: 2025’s Last Gasps Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit—here…
Month: December 2025
CANNIBAL CORPSE’s ALEX WEBSTER Claims Death Metal Is Basically SLAYER’s Unhinged Lovechild
When Death Metal Was Just Dad’s Old Rock Records and a Dream 😈🎸 Back in the day, before streaming algorithms…
College Football Player Achieves Lifelong Dream Of Playing In Duke’s Mayo Bowl Brought To You By Duke’s Mayo
U.S. — One young student athlete’s years of hard work were finally set to pay off, as a college…
Trump Vetoing Bills Like It’s 2016: First Vetoes of Second Term Bring Back the Good Old Days
Trump Just Nuked Two Deep State Infrastructure Bills—And the Libs Are Losing Their Minds In a stunning display of fiscal…
Oil tanker on the run gets a makeover and suddenly discovers its inner Russian soul, much to Uncle Sam’s confusion
Good Lord, Democrats and Their Iranian Oil-Smuggling Friends Just Got Caught Red-Handed Painting a Russian Flag on a Rust Bucket…
MARTY FRIEDMAN: ‘I’ve Learned So Much From Classical Music’
Move over, Beethoven—Marty Friedman just dropped the most metal classical album since Mozart tried to shred on a harpsichord! 🤘🎶…
Stardew Valley Just Gave You a Free Nintendo Switch 2 Upgrade—Congratulations, Now Don’t Touch It
🚨 BREAKING: Stardew Valley’s Free Switch 2 Upgrade Turns Into Digital Black Hole for Players’ Items 🚨 So, picture this:…
St. Joe Winter Beer Fest 2026: Where Frostbite Meets Hops and Your Liver Files a Complaint
Attention humans aged 21+ who can hold their liquor: The St. Joe Winter Beer Fest 2026 is back to test…
Get on The List – Wine Crawl Detroit – Pre Sale Wait List
🚨 BREAKING: Wine Crawl invades Detroit like a tipsy locust swarm! 🍷🐛 Guests will “experience” overpriced cheese and the existential…
Denver NYE 2025: Open Bar, Free Snacks, and Zero Regrets (Probably)
🚨 ATTENTION ADULTS WHO STILL THINK FIREWORKS ARE COOL 🚨 The Sheraton Denver Downtown Hotel is hosting a *very fancy*…