MEGADETH’s DAVE MUSTAINE Slams Other Bands’ Farewell Tours Like a Thrash Riff to the Face
đš BREAKING: Dave Mustaine Announces Retirement⊠Or Is He Just Tired of Tuning His Guitar? đš In a shocking turn…
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Kreatörernas dröm: pengar frÄn staten sÄ ni slipper plocka burkar pÄ ICA
đš ATTENTION, KULTURKAPITALIST! đš Vill du bli en *stor* kulturföretare? Halland bjuder pĂ„ gratis “utbildning” dĂ€r du fĂ„r lĂ€ra dig…
Trump Appoints Self To Divine Muses
      WASHINGTONâClaiming that his longstanding interest in the arts made him a perfect fit for the role, President Donald Trump…
Marvel Drops a New Thor Trailer for Avengers: Doomsday â And Itâs So Different Youâll Think Youâre Watching a Fan Edit
đš BREAKING: Thor Returns in Avengers: Doomsday Trailer, Crying to His Dad (Again) đȘđ In a shocking turn of events…
Judge Tells Trump to Chill While Consumer Watchdog Lives Another Day
In yet another jaw-dropping episode of âHow to Lose a Lawsuit 101,â a rogue judge with a radical agenda once…
George Clooney, 1,000 Paparazzi Granted French Citizenship
      The post George Clooney, 1,000 Paparazzi Granted French Citizenship appeared first on The Onion.    The post George Clooney, 1,000…
CISA Teaches You to Duck, Cover, and File a Report While the Gunman Files His Taxes
đš CISA Hosts “Don’t Get Shot” Webinar: Because Apparently We All Need a PowerPoint on Ducking đŠ đ Jan 20,…
JASON MCMASTER REFUSES PANTERA AUDITION, PROVES HE KNOWS WHAT’S BEST FOR MUSIC
đš BREAKING: Jason McMaster Almost Became the Voice of Pantera (But Thankfully Didnât, Because Chaos Was Already Scheduled) đš In…
âOne Last Time,â The Stranger Things Finale Trailer Suggests We Might Finally Get Some Answers (Or Just More Questions)
đš BREAKING NEWS: Netflix Just Dropped a Trailer That Proves Weâre All Gonna Cry on New Yearâs Eve đš đđđż…
Man Achieves American Dream Of Working Hard And Paying Taxes For 50 Years So He Can Fund Fraudulent Somali Daycares
   MINNEAPOLIS, MN â Local factory worker Hector Flintstock has been working hard, following the law, saving money, and paying…