Netflix Gambles $72 Billion on Entertainment’s Next Big Flop
Netflix, that bastion of leftist Hollywood values, is buying Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72 billion. Can you…
Month: December 2025
Avengers: Endgame Returns to Theaters to Distract You From Impending Doom
OMG! 😱 Did you hear the earth-shattering news? Avengers: Endgame, the movie that made you cry harder than when your…
Quentin Tarantino Slams Paul Dano As Worst Actor On Wikifeet
      LOS ANGELES—In a shockingly personal attack on the actor’s arches, filmmaker Quentin Tarantino made comments Friday slamming Paul Dano…
Jehovah’s Witness Family Takes Drive To Look At All The Houses With No Christmas Lights
   PASADENA, CA — A family of Jehovah’s Witnesses continued their annual tradition of piling into the car and going…
Malaysia Bans Social Media For Children Under 16
      Starting in 2026, Malaysia will ban social media accounts for anyone under 16, joining other countries such as Australia…
Korn Drummer’s Studio: Prepare for Disappointment
KORN‘s Ray Luzier, the dude who hits things for a living, just dropped a THIRTEEN-MINUTE video showcasing his “Lose Yer…
Taylor Swift Hoping Travis Kelce Forgot They’re Engaged
   KANSAS CITY, MO — Rumors swirled that the Kansas City Chiefs’ disappointing season had led one of the world’s…
Game Of Monopoly Narrowly Avoided
   CAMILLA, GA — A routine family game night almost ended in disaster after a young child asked to play…
Art Of The Deal: Man Negotiates Mechanic Down From $75 Oil Change To $2,000 Full Brakes And Rotors Replacement
   BORDENTOWN, NJ — According to reports, a customer at Tricky Auto Repair located on South Egg Harbor Road successfully…
Roland Gift Spotted at Train Station, Probably Just Lost
Roland Gift, of *checks notes* Fine Young Cannibals (who?), decided to grace the peasants at London’s St. Pancras International with…