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Month: December 2025

Babylon Bee

Fans Worry Sale Of WB To Netflix Could Turn Comic Book Movies Into Soulless Cash Grabs

FinnDecember 6, 2025

    U.S. — Movie fans across the country have expressed concern that Warner Bros’ sale to Netflix could lead to…

Native American actress humiliated: ICE mistakes Tribal ID for Monopoly money
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Native American actress humiliated: ICE mistakes Tribal ID for Monopoly money

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Another day, another excuse from the liberal elites! Flight canceled? Probably because the woke airline industry is too busy pushing…

Supreme Court Blesses Texas Gerrymandering, Dems Triggered and Own Selves in Cali and Beyond
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Supreme Court Blesses Texas Gerrymandering, Dems Triggered and Own Selves in Cali and Beyond

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Another day, another victory for freedom! The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, has given the thumbs up to Texas’s…

Interior Department Swaps MLK Day and Juneteenth for Trump’s B-Day in National Park Free-for-All, Because History
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Interior Department Swaps MLK Day and Juneteenth for Trump’s B-Day in National Park Free-for-All, Because History

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Folks, can you believe the liberal media’s spin on President Trump’s brilliant move to honor REAL American heroes and cut…

Tommy Lee Gushes Over John 5: Guitar God or Just Really, Really Flammable
Breaking, Music News

Tommy Lee Gushes Over John 5: Guitar God or Just Really, Really Flammable

Chord F. DiscordDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Tommy Lee, bless his heart, is STILL talking about John 5 joining Mötley Crüe? Like, we GET it,…

“La grande chasse aux chiffres magiques de l’inclusion numérique qui va tout changer (ou pas)”
Events

“La grande chasse aux chiffres magiques de l’inclusion numérique qui va tout changer (ou pas)”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 6, 2025

Oh là là! Yet another “life-changing” webinar about digital inclusion—because clearly, the world was waiting for more Zoom calls! 🎉…

Events

“Oops, Baby Talk Too Complicated? Experts Host ‘Toddler-Speak’ Workshop for Grown-Ups Who Still Can’t Gibber”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 6, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Adults to Learn How to Talk to Babies (Yes, Really)🚨 **📅 Nov 27, 2025**: Watch training videos (don’t worry,…

“Bureaucrats Get Tipsy on Taxpayer Dime in ‘Official’ Happy Hour Sponsored by Robots Who Probably Do Their Jobs Better”
Events

“Bureaucrats Get Tipsy on Taxpayer Dime in ‘Official’ Happy Hour Sponsored by Robots Who Probably Do Their Jobs Better”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 6, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: DHS Hosts Virtual Happy Hour Because Even Spies Need a Drink 🍸 Brought to you by OrangeSlices AI…

‘Star Wars’ Unwatchable Original Cut Resurrected For 50th Anniversary To Torture Fans
Breaking, Movie News

‘Star Wars’ Unwatchable Original Cut Resurrected For 50th Anniversary To Torture Fans

FinnDecember 5, 2025December 5, 2025

Oh, sweet Galaxy Far, Far Away, it’s been, like, half a freakin’ century since that little indie flick called Star…

LIONS AT THE GATE (LOL!) Drops New Single ‘Burn The Candle’ (Cuz They’re Totally Lit, Am I Right?) Feat. Ex-ILL NIÑO & MACHINE HEAD Guys (Who???)
Breaking, Music News

LIONS AT THE GATE (LOL!) Drops New Single ‘Burn The Candle’ (Cuz They’re Totally Lit, Am I Right?) Feat. Ex-ILL NIÑO & MACHINE HEAD Guys (Who???)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 5, 2025December 5, 2025

LIONS AT THE GATE, the supergroup 🙄 featuring ex-ILL NIÑO rejects Cristian Machado (still screaming into the void), Ahrue “Luster”…

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