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Day: January 19, 2026

Babylon Bee

ICE Protesters Reveal Next 9 Places They Will Attack

FinnJanuary 19, 2026

    Following their successful attack on a local church service, ICE protestors are reportedly prepping for even more assaults. According…

Babylon Bee

Pentecostal Church Doesn’t Notice Riot Is Occurring

FinnJanuary 19, 2026

    ST. PAUL, MN — According to sources, membership at a local pentecostal church failed to notice when protestors stormed…

Babylon Bee

Don Lemon Immediately Bursts Into Flames Upon Entering Church

FinnJanuary 19, 2026

    SAINT PAUL, MN — An already traumatic incident turned even worse on Sunday, as former CNN personality and apparent…

Babylon Bee

Pam Bondi Promises To Prosecute Minnesota Rioters As Soon As She Finishes Releasing All Those Epstein Files

FinnJanuary 19, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the American public demanding action be taken by the government in response to aggressive and…

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S.W.A.G. “The Art Experience” 2026: Now With 50% More Actual Art and Less Pretentious Bullshit

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

SWAG Art Experience: Art Basel’s cooler, Orlando cousin is back! 🎨✨ Mark your calendars for **December 6, 2024**, from **3pm…

White House Plumber Reminds Staff That Only Donald J. Trump Commemorative Food Waste May Be Placed Down Donald J. Trump Commemorative Garbage Disposal
The Onion

White House Plumber Reminds Staff That Only Donald J. Trump Commemorative Food Waste May Be Placed Down Donald J. Trump Commemorative Garbage Disposal

FinnJanuary 19, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that he was only going to tell them this one more time, White House plumber Terry Robertson reminded…

MLK Weekend Is For Trickle-Down Mimosas On Rooftops
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MLK Weekend Is For Trickle-Down Mimosas On Rooftops

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

On Sunday, January 18, from 5:00 PM to 9:00 PM PST, TrapSoul hosts a rooftop day party at Torch Oakland…

Live

UK Moth Recorders Meet To Prove Moths Are The Boring Cousin Of Butterflies

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

**Join the moth party of the year on Saturday 31 January! 🦋 The UK Moth Recorders meeting 2026 is going…

Antibiotic Resistance Soars as We Keep Demanding Drugs for a Damn Cold, Data Says Please Stop
Live

Antibiotic Resistance Soars as We Keep Demanding Drugs for a Damn Cold, Data Says Please Stop

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

Antibiotics are losing, and we’re all doomed—join this webinar to panic! 🧫 On January 5, 2026, at 10:00 AM, head…

Agile è morto, viva l’Agile: basta cerchiolini inutili
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Agile è morto, viva l’Agile: basta cerchiolini inutili

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

Agile è morto? 🪦 Il webinar del Politecnico di Milano (30 gennaio) lo dice con i dati. Marco D’Andrea e…

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