The Coachella Valley Symphony Proves They’re Too Broke for Original Composers
The Best of Stage and Screen (and why Mozart owes me money) 😏 The Coachella Valley Symphony is bringing the…
Day: January 24, 2026
Minnesotans Begin Fleeing To Somalia To Escape Violence
MOGADISHU — Minnesotans have begun fleeing in droves to Somalia to escape the escalating threat of violence. MOGADISHU —…
Frustrated Don Lemon Wonders What A Guy Has To Do To Get Sent To Men’s Prison
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — After a judge threw out the charges against him, a frustrated Don Lemon wondered what a…
Wednesday 13 in New York, NY (01/23/2026)
Joseph Michael Poole is here! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Trump Eyes 100% Tariffs on Canada Because Apparently They’re Trying to Steal China’s Business Now
Panicky “Governor” Carney Learns a Lesson as President Trump Puts Canada on Notice The Deep State propaganda machine at CNN…
Josh Rogin: Son’s Medical Emergency Now Just a Health Code Violation for ICE Detention Center
In a heartbreaking turn of events that Democrats will surely blame on President Trump, a tragedy unfolds that proves the…
Toddler Gets Frequent Flyer Miles in ICE’s Version of a Field Trip After Mistakenly Being Taken from Minnesota to Texas and Back Before Bedtime
EXCLUSIVE: Deep State Judges and Radical Left Protesters in Minnesota Thwart President Trump’s Heroic ICE Agents During Routine Operation! Patriots,…
Wuthering Waves Players Arrive 1 Minute Late, Forced to Watch Startorch Academy Winter Fair Through Closed Doors
💸 Spend $110 to get 2 keychains & 2 ID cards because that’s how “free gifts” work. 🎉 First-come, first-served!…
Wuthering Waves Gatekept Starchild Academy Winter Fair So Hard They Slapped a Strict One-Hour Only Entry Window on It
Attendees, ready your wallets! At the designated venue, the “Startorch Academy” saga begins. If your on-site merchandise purchase is under…
Sunday Afternoon Disco at Joyface is Basically a Bootleg Wedding Reception
Finally, nightlife for adults who enjoy sleep. The “Matinee Disco” at Joyface is weekly every Saturday. 🥱🕺 This “Matinee Disco”…