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Day: January 25, 2026

Federal Officers Accidentally Discover Gravity, Kinetic Energy in Minneapolis After Bullet Meets Body
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Federal Officers Accidentally Discover Gravity, Kinetic Energy in Minneapolis After Bullet Meets Body

Big ElephantJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

Once again, a so-called “law-abiding citizen” in a liberal-run city has forced brave Border Patrol agents to defend themselves. Under…

TEEMU MÄNTYSAARI Thrilled To Discover His Name Fits In A Booklet Without Spelling Errors
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TEEMU MÄNTYSAARI Thrilled To Discover His Name Fits In A Booklet Without Spelling Errors

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

In a revelation that has absolutely shocked the metal community to its very core (seriously, you could hear a pin…

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85% Sold Out Ken-Y Live Concert and Pre-Valentine’s Day Weekend

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Get ready for Ken-Y Live in concert at Stereo Nightclub Chicago! CNE, LME, & Stereo Nightclub Present Ken-Y, singing all…

B&N Hosts Kerri Maniscalco to Prove We Still Really Need a Throne of Glass
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B&N Hosts Kerri Maniscalco to Prove We Still Really Need a Throne of Glass

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

🚨 IMPORTANT UPDATE: Your weekend is booked! 🚨 On Thursday, February 12 at 7PM ET, prepare your eyeballs for a…

AFC & NFC Championship Sunday Sleepover Where Everyone Pretends to Watch Football While Crying About Refs
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AFC & NFC Championship Sunday Sleepover Where Everyone Pretends to Watch Football While Crying About Refs

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Break out the flannel, because football is finally ready to #FigureYoShitOut. 🏈 On Sunday, January 25, 2026, the Underpass Lounge…

Florida Man Discovers Qur’an Is Not a New UberEats Menu, Causes Nationwide Confusion
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Florida Man Discovers Qur’an Is Not a New UberEats Menu, Causes Nationwide Confusion

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Get ready, Portland! 🎤 The Qur’an Tour is rolling into Smith Memorial Student Union on January 25 for a 4-hour…

Destrave Seu Potencial (Comprando Nosso Curso de R$ 997 Para Falar Onde Você Coloca a Máscara de Oxigênio)
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Destrave Seu Potencial (Comprando Nosso Curso de R$ 997 Para Falar Onde Você Coloca a Máscara de Oxigênio)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

🚫 Autossabotagem em 27 de janeiro às 19h30? Isso é coisa da sua cabeça! 🧠 Esqueça a palestra “Use os…

Live

United’s Presence and Encounter: How We Magically Appeared Somewhere We Weren’t Supposed to Be

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

A massive God-bothering fest is coming to Jenkins Theatre at the Lake Michigan College Mendel Center to pray for a…

Live

Manhattan Vintage | Winter 2026 Show | January 30: Where Old Clothes Get a Second Chance at Being Overpriced

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

What’s it all about? Manhattan Vintage is NYC’s biggest retro fashion circus. Gothamist calls it “the Beyoncé concert of the…

Live

Cafe Misusing “Organic” Label to Sell Hypocritical Lifestyle

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Ambiente y Cafe is where great cafecito blends with fresh DJ sets and a community full of good vibes! 🎉…

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