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Day: January 28, 2026

Babylon Bee

Foul-Smelling Substance Used In Spray Attack On Ilhan Omar Identified As Somali Food

FinnJanuary 28, 2026

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — The malodorous substance sprayed on Representative Ilhan Omar at a town hall meeting has been identified…

Manslaughter Honked At
The Onion

Manslaughter Honked At

FinnJanuary 28, 2026

       The post Manslaughter Honked At appeared first on The Onion.    The post Manslaughter Honked At appeared first on The…

“Tasha Medve’s Guide to Gardening: Because Your Plants Deserve More Than Just Watering and Wishing”
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“Tasha Medve’s Guide to Gardening: Because Your Plants Deserve More Than Just Watering and Wishing”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

**Attention plant killers and soil enthusiasts! ** Join Carissa Kasper of West Coast Seeds and Tasha Medve of The Purposeful…

“Climate Chaos or Just Another Day in California? Let’s Ask the Next Governor!”
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“Climate Chaos or Just Another Day in California? Let’s Ask the Next Governor!”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

🚨 Climate Crisis Debate Alert! 🚨 The top 6 polling candidates for California Governor will debate the climate crisis—except for…

“London’s Hiring Event: Where Your Resume Gets More Attention Than Your Ex”
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“London’s Hiring Event: Where Your Resume Gets More Attention Than Your Ex”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

🚨Attention job seekers!🚨 Join us for a day of corporate stalking! Dress like you’re trying to impress your Tinder date,…

Agriculture in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)
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Agriculture in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

Another Hamas supporters from California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Knoll in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)
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Knoll in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

Death metal noise from Memphis, TN Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Dollhaver in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)
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Dollhaver in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

Death/Sludge Metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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