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Day: January 28, 2026

Babylon Bee

Foul-Smelling Substance Used In Spray Attack On Ilhan Omar Identified As Somali Food

FinnJanuary 28, 2026

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — The malodorous substance sprayed on Representative Ilhan Omar at a town hall meeting has been identified…

Manslaughter Honked At
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Manslaughter Honked At

FinnJanuary 28, 2026

       The post Manslaughter Honked At appeared first on The Onion.    The post Manslaughter Honked At appeared first on The…

“Tasha Medve’s Guide to Gardening: Because Your Plants Deserve More Than Just Watering and Wishing”
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“Tasha Medve’s Guide to Gardening: Because Your Plants Deserve More Than Just Watering and Wishing”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

**Attention plant killers and soil enthusiasts! ** Join Carissa Kasper of West Coast Seeds and Tasha Medve of The Purposeful…

“Climate Chaos or Just Another Day in California? Let’s Ask the Next Governor!”
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“Climate Chaos or Just Another Day in California? Let’s Ask the Next Governor!”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

🚨 Climate Crisis Debate Alert! 🚨 The top 6 polling candidates for California Governor will debate the climate crisis—except for…

“London’s Hiring Event: Where Your Resume Gets More Attention Than Your Ex”
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“London’s Hiring Event: Where Your Resume Gets More Attention Than Your Ex”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

🚨Attention job seekers!🚨 Join us for a day of corporate stalking! Dress like you’re trying to impress your Tinder date,…

Agriculture in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)
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Agriculture in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

Another Hamas supporters from California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Knoll in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)
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Knoll in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

Death metal noise from Memphis, TN Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Dollhaver in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)
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Dollhaver in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

Death/Sludge Metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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