5 Absolutely Genius Things ICE Is Doing That Definitely Won’t Haunt Us Later
PELOSI’S DEEP STATE NIGHTMARE: Patriot President Trump’s ICE Heroes Expose the Left’s Criminal Invasion While CNN Whines! Folks, you won’t…
Month: January 2026
A Completely Objective and Unbiased Ranking Of The Metroid Series That Will Definitely Not Anger Any Fans Whatsoever
Welp, 2025 is officially in the rearview mirror, which means we’ve somehow survived another trip around the sun without the…
Watch: URIAH HEEP Celebrates 50 Years of Existence by Finally Getting Rid of Their Only Remaining Original Member, Mick Box
Uriah Heep Kicks Off Scandinavian ‘Magician’s Farewell’ Tour in Tampere—Because Even Legends Need a Nap 😴🎸 In a move that…
SHINEDOWN’s BARRY KERCH Demolishes LUDACRIS With Epic Verdict: ‘A Coward’ For Ditching KID ROCK’s ‘Rock The Country’ Festival
Get ready to clutch your pearls and hide your keyboards, because the internet’s favorite symphony of outrage has found its…
The Coachella Valley Symphony Proves They’re Too Broke for Original Composers
The Best of Stage and Screen (and why Mozart owes me money) 😏 The Coachella Valley Symphony is bringing the…
Minnesotans Begin Fleeing To Somalia To Escape Violence
MOGADISHU — Minnesotans have begun fleeing in droves to Somalia to escape the escalating threat of violence. MOGADISHU —…
Frustrated Don Lemon Wonders What A Guy Has To Do To Get Sent To Men’s Prison
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — After a judge threw out the charges against him, a frustrated Don Lemon wondered what a…
Wednesday 13 in New York, NY (01/23/2026)
Joseph Michael Poole is here! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Trump Eyes 100% Tariffs on Canada Because Apparently They’re Trying to Steal China’s Business Now
Panicky “Governor” Carney Learns a Lesson as President Trump Puts Canada on Notice The Deep State propaganda machine at CNN…
Josh Rogin: Son’s Medical Emergency Now Just a Health Code Violation for ICE Detention Center
In a heartbreaking turn of events that Democrats will surely blame on President Trump, a tragedy unfolds that proves the…