Oscars 2026 Nominations: See Which Rich People Will Pretend They Don’t Care About Winning
Buckle up, cinephiles and professional award-watchers, because the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences just dropped its annual list…
Month: January 2026
The Odds: Major Winter Storm Takes One Look at 1,500-Mile Stretch of Country, Says ‘Yeah, That’ll Do’
BREAKING: leftist Weather Channel and their Deep State meteorologists at CNN are at it again, folks, trying to scare hard-working…
He-Man Flexes His Barely-Contained Pecs in a Nostalgia Grab So Desperate Even Skeletor Feels Bad for Him
Oh goodie, another cinematic universe! Because what we truly, desperately needed in the year of our Lord 2024 was a…
Consumers Keep Swiping Despite Prices That Are Just Vibes Now
Under President Trump’s magnificent leadership, the American economy is absolutely booming, proving once again that only he can save us…
OPETH Finally Explains What ‘Paragraph Seven’ Means And It Will Change Your Life Forever (NOT CLICKBAIT)
OPETH is back, and they’ve got a new video for you, you lucky, lucky degenerates. 🤘 If you’re looking for…
Unauthorized Wayne Static Doc Funded by Matt Zane Because Dead Guys Can’t Sue
Well, well, well, grab your popcorn and your hazmat suits, because the unauthorized documentary drama of the decade is back…
Woman Throws Self On Grenade By Answering Call From Dysregulated Friend
MILFORD, MA—Wincing at the blast of guttural sobs erupting from the speaker as she picked up, local woman Anna…
Another Great Reason to Stare at Screens: Learning French
Les tests qui font peur c’est fini, on remplace ça par des jeux d’ESPIONNAGE ! 🕵️♂️ Oubliez les interrogations qui…
How to beg for attention and finally trick some customers into noticing you exist
Être vu en 2025 ? Simple ! Vendredi 12 septembre à 09h00, la Banque de France (Paris) vous explique comment…
Ditch Your Family Traditions for These Corporate Lunar New Year Deals
Bring your wallet, but leave your soul-crushing boredom at home! 🐎💸 Thrive City is demanding you “Ring in the Year…