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Month: January 2026

Using AI to Cheat Your Way to a Job Faster, Because Old People Are Still Beating You with Cover Letters
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Using AI to Cheat Your Way to a Job Faster, Because Old People Are Still Beating You with Cover Letters

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 22, 2026

Another webinar promises to hack the job market with AI—because nothing screams “human connection” like outsourcing your career to a…

Afrobeats Takes Over Grammy Weekend with Beverly Hills Day Party
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Afrobeats Takes Over Grammy Weekend with Beverly Hills Day Party

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 21, 2026

🚨 Breaking News: You’re Invited to PAY for a Party! 🚨 At an “Upscale Venue” (translation: the basement of a…

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PRÉVISIONS ÉCONOMIQUES ET MARCHÉS FINANCIERS : La Vache Sacrée qui Pisse des Pièces d’Or (Spoiler: Elle Va Déjà Crasher)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 21, 2026

Le 10 décembre 2025, à 17h23 (heure estimée), trois gourous économiques se réuniront dans un lieu mystérieux. 🤡 Pour un…

Babylon Bee

10 Dumbest Things Guardian Angels Have Saved People From

FinnJanuary 21, 2026

    Humans get into a lot of trouble, which all too often is simply a product of our own stupidity.…

Scientists Witness 2 Dogs Mating For First Time
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Scientists Witness 2 Dogs Mating For First Time

FinnJanuary 21, 2026

       The post Scientists Witness 2 Dogs Mating For First Time appeared first on The Onion.    The post Scientists Witness…

Babylon Bee

Blind Taste Test Finds 9 Out Of 10 Men Prefer Taste Of Water From Garden Hose

FinnJanuary 21, 2026

    CAMBRIDGE, MA — A peer-reviewed paper published by Harvard scientists revealed that, in a blind taste test, 9 out…

Babylon Bee

Trump Tells E.U. It’s Time We Start Seeing Other Continents

FinnJanuary 21, 2026

    DAVOS — Speaking in Davos at the World Economic Forum, President Donald Trump broke it to European Union leaders…

Live

Autism & ADHD: The Secret Superpowers Your Boss Secretly Hates

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 21, 2026

⭐️ Do you want to understand your child more deeply? ⭐️ Do you find yourself wondering why things feel extra…

Live

Nouveau parcours de formation Leader-Mentor pour apprendre à diriger sans avoir l’air d’un chef d’orchestre dont l’orchestre a pris la fuite

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 21, 2026

Oh, you’re struggling with leadership? Fear not! The “Parcours Leader-Mentor” launches to teach managers how to actually pretend to care.…

Jamie Dimon Hesitates to Criticize Trump… Until the Billionaire Remembers He Has a Wallet
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Jamie Dimon Hesitates to Criticize Trump… Until the Billionaire Remembers He Has a Wallet

Big ElephantJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

Well, well, well. Look who finally decided to show up at Davos. Jamie Dimon, the so-called “King of Wall Street,”…

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