The 48 Hour Musical (We’re Still Not Learning From Our Mistakes)
🚨 BREAKING: Two Over-Caffeinated Stanford Kids Attempt to Outdo Themselves in 48-Hour Musical Spectacle 🚨 🎭💥 Prepare for chaos, confusion,…
Month: January 2026
How to Keep Your Brain from Turning into a Moldy Avocado
🚨 BRAIN GAMES & WELLNESS WOOS: A One-Hour Miracle to Fix Your Life (Or At Least Sound Smart at Brunch)…
RED ALERT: Your Toddler Can Now Reach The Counter
RED ALERT! Everything you once believed is a lie. Your toddler is now capable of reaching your counters, and…
‘We’ll Take It From Here, Boys,’ Says Kash Patel To Confused Minneapolis Mail Carrier
The post ‘We’ll Take It From Here, Boys,’ Says Kash Patel To Confused Minneapolis Mail Carrier appeared first on…
B&N’s Midday Mystery: When Book Nerds Unite and Plot Twists Collide
🚨 ATTENTION, MYSTERY FANATICS & BOOK CLUB DRAMA QUEENS! 🚨 Barnes & Noble is hosting a virtual tea party of…
Democrats Warn Of Chilling Effect Voter ID Will Have On Rigged Elections
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold defense of democracy, Democrats warned Americans about the chilling effect voter ID laws…
Dogfish Head Opens a Pop-Up Bank Where You Trade Beer for Time (And Probably Regret)
Attention humans who apparently have nothing better to do than stand in line for free beer: Dogfish Head is opening…
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars
WASHINGTON—Circulating a new advisory that highlighted what it called the “worst of the worst,” the Department of Homeland Security…
Somalis Demand Americans Stop Judging Them By The Content Of Their Character
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Representatives of the Somali community issued a statement demanding that Americans stop judging them by the…
Larian Vows to Keep Divinity’s Concept Art Safe from the AI Art Apocalypse
🚨 BREAKING: Larian Studios Swears They’re Not Secretly Using AI to Draw Elves While We Sleep 🚨 In a stunning…