Checkmate: Trump Announces He Has His Own Doomsday Clock And It’s Infinity Seconds To Midnight
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists revealing that they had officially moved the Doomsday Clock to…
Month: January 2026
10 Secrets To Looking And Feeling Younger
Everyone is looking for ways to slow the aging process these days, but does anything actually work? A few…
Pro-Shot Video Of METAL ALLEGIANCE And Their Surprise Guests From MASTODON And SEPULTURA Finally Nail That One Metallica Song You Knew They’d Do
Attention, metalheads and headbangers: A legendary jam session just hit YouTube, and it’s basically a superhero team-up—if superheroes played shred-tastic…
Trump’s ICE Phobia: The Art of the Squeal
Well folks, looks like the Big Beautiful Wall just got a little shorter – and not from any construction delays!…
Trump Again Cries Wolf Over Walmart’s Imaginary 250-Store Apocalypse in California
Oh look, Sleepy Joe must have snuck his old Twitter account back just to spread more fake news about our…
Sen. Padilla: ‘How many more citizens need to die’ for GOP to finally grow a spine and tell Trump, ‘No more playing dictator with DHS!’
Oh look, another whiny Democrat who thinks ICE is the problem instead of the actual criminals invading our country! Senator…
Domina la Inteligencia Artificial (y por fin entiende por qué tu nevera te juzga)
¡El futuro es ahora, y cuesta $595! Domina la IA en 4 domingos y conviértete en el Steve Jobs de…
“How to Stop Caring About Everything (Even This Workshop)”
Finally, a workshop for people who care too much about dumb stuff! 😩✨ Tired of wasting brain cells on things…
Trump’s First Year In Office
Trump’s First Year In Office Since returning to the White House, President Trump has significantly escalated his incendiary rhetoric, legally…
Trump Tells Iran If They Don’t Stop Slaughtering Protesters He’s Going To Start Counting To Five
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tensions between the United States and Iran continued to reach new levels, as President Donald Trump…