Pamela Smart Tries To Outsmart Murder Conviction Because Life Sentences Are So Last Century
Leftist Media Circus Rebrands Notorious Murderess as “Victim” in Latest Woke Redemption Arc In a stunning display of liberal virtue…
Month: January 2026
Brown University Mass Shooting Suspect Spills All in Dramatic Video Confession Series, Officials Say
Another day, another Democrat-fueled mass shooting – because apparently, open borders and soft-on-crime policies weren’t enough, now we need open…
Workshop Teaches Employees How to Avoid Getting Fired for Being Horny
🚨 ATTENTION: HPMA members only! Yes, you! Not your cat, not your neighbor Steve! 🚨 📅 Mark your calendars: Thursday…
Trump Spotted Wearing Paper Sign Reading ‘The President’
The post Trump Spotted Wearing Paper Sign Reading ‘The President’ appeared first on The Onion. The post Trump Spotted…
Libertarian Politician Googles ‘What Is The Absolute Dumbest Take Possible’ Before Deciding What Side Of Issue To Come Down On
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the fallout of recent events, witnesses on Capitol Hill reported seeing one Libertarian politician Googling…
Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago
The post Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago appeared first on The…
Awkward: Biden Forced To Pay Trump The $25 Million Bounty For Capturing Maduro
WILMINGTON, DE — With the successful military operation to topple the authoritarian Venezuelan government, former President Joe Biden was…
Build Your Dumb Network into a Sassy AI Overlord (Without the Robot Uprising… Probably)
🚨 Desperate for a job? Learn to make AI do your networking homework while you nap! 🤖💤 📅 April 29,…
Lost Jan. 6 Rioter Still Searching Capitol Building For Mike Pence
WASHINGTON—As he wandered aimlessly through the halls of the U.S. Capitol building, lost Jan. 6 rioter Alex Morris told…
Parenting Tip: Limit Your Child To Just 4 Hours Of Brain Rot Slop Each Day
U.S. — Experts are now recommending parents limit their children to just four hours of brain-rotting slop each day…