🚨 ATTENTION: HPMA members only! Yes, you! Not your cat, not your neighbor Steve! 🚨
📅 Mark your calendars: Thursday 22nd January 2026, 12pm-1.30pm ⏰
📍 Location: Your office chair (virtual, because who actually leaves the house anymore? 😂)
🎓 Prework: None. Just bring your trauma and a strong coffee ☕
🎤 Guest star: Stephen Davies from Capsticks LLP, here to teach us how not to get sued when someone harasses someone else. 🙈
🎯 Topic: Sexual Safety Charter – because apparently we still need to explain that “no means no” in 2026. 🙄
📸 Heads up: They might photograph you looking confused. Consent assumed unless you scream “NO PICTURES!” by email. 📸
🔗 Book now before they fill up with people who actually care about workplace safety! 💼
#HRNightmares #WorkplaceComedy #LawyerApproved #SendHelpAndSnacks
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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