Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the theocratic dictator who ruled Iran for over 36 years, was killed in a massive U.S. and Israeli military operation, with the Iranian government announcing 40 days of public mourning following the death of the 86-year-old leader. What do you think?
“I thought U.S. airstrikes were only supposed to target women and children.”
Peter Yew, Gala Funder
“This is going to throw a wrench in my fantasy geopolitics league.”
Julio Mojicama, Board Game Historian
“Eighty-six? They could’ve just stolen his pill organizer.”
Marcy Panici, Chair Tester
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Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the theocratic dictator who ruled Iran for over 36 years, was killed in a massive U.S. and Israeli military operation, with the Iranian government announcing 40 days of public mourning following the death of the 86-year-old leader. What do you think?
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