Ayatollah Killed In U.S. Airstrike

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Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the theocratic dictator who ruled Iran for over 36 years, was killed in a massive U.S. and Israeli military operation, with the Iranian government announcing 40 days of public mourning following the death of the 86-year-old leader. What do you think?

“I thought U.S. airstrikes were only supposed to target women and children.”

Peter Yew, Gala Funder


“This is going to throw a wrench in my fantasy geopolitics league.”

Julio Mojicama, Board Game Historian


“Eighty-six? They could’ve just stolen his pill organizer.”

Marcy Panici, Chair Tester

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   Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the theocratic dictator who ruled Iran for over 36 years, was killed in a massive U.S. and Israeli military operation, with the Iranian government announcing 40 days of public mourning following the death of the 86-year-old leader. What do you think?
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