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Day: March 15, 2026

Amb. Mike Waltz: ‘I’ll Let the Big Guy Upstairs Decide When the Fireworks Stop, Don’t Want to Step on His Toes’
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Amb. Mike Waltz: ‘I’ll Let the Big Guy Upstairs Decide When the Fireworks Stop, Don’t Want to Step on His Toes’

Big ElephantMarch 15, 2026March 15, 2026

Breaking: Trump’s Ambassador Waltz Gives Away All Our Secrets to Iran, Claims “Strength” Is Just a Mirage In a shocking…

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“Pretty Girls Turn Up at R&B Brunch & Day Party: Where the Beats Are Smooth and the Vibes Are Cooler Than Your Ex”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Pretty Girls Love R&B Brunch & Day Party: Because Who Doesn’t Want to Vibe on a Sunday?** Sip, sip, hooray!…

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Cozy Day Party: R&B HipHop Shindig in San Francisco – Because Who Needs Sleep?

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

R&B Party Returns to SF for 3-Year Anniversary Pop-Up Your favorite R&B party is back in SF for a pop-up…

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ST. PATTY’S DAY WKND: WHEN GREEN BEER MEETS ROOFTOP CHAOS!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**St. Patrick’s Day Rooftop Shenanigans: Where the Craic Meets Class** This St. Paddy’s Sunday Funday at VU Rooftop is your…

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Sunday Funday @ UNTITLED SUPPER CLUB: Where the Food is a Mystery and the Hangover is Guaranteed 3/15/2026

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Chicago’s St. Patrick’s Day Weekend: Where River North Gets Shamrocked** 🍀 Who needs green beer when you can have three…

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St.Paddy’s Day Block Party: Three Venues, One Ticket, Zero Regrets!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Detroit’s St. Paddy’s Day Block Party: Three Venues, One Hangover** 🍀 Detroit’s about to get wrecked on March 15th! The…

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