**Chicago’s St. Patrick’s Day Weekend: Where River North Gets Shamrocked** 🍀
Who needs green beer when you can have three rooms of pure vibes? Untitled Supper Club’s March 15, 2026 bash (8 PM – 1:30 AM, 111 W Kinzie St) is the grown-and-sexy answer to “What do we do after the parade?”
Room 1: Afrobeats to make your hips forget they’re Midwestern.
Room 2: Reggae so good, Bob Marley might ghost-pop in.
Room 3: R&B & Hip-Hop for when you need to scream “Mr. Brightside” but it’s not on the playlist.
Dress code: “I’m not wearing green, but I’m definitely lucky.” 🍀 Tickets? Probably sold out if you’re reading this. Sorry, not sorry.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
