**Detroit’s St. Paddy’s Day Block Party: Three Venues, One Hangover**
🍀 Detroit’s about to get wrecked on March 15th! The Annex, Love & Tequila, and brand new Play are teaming up for the city’s BIGGEST shamrock sh*tshow. 1,800+ people, 15 DJs, and enough green beer to turn the Detroit River Irish.
Three venues for one ticket? That’s either a great deal or a terrible life choice. With VIP booths, food menus that’ll soak up your shame, and full bars at every location, this is the closest thing to an Irish pub crawl without leaving downtown.
Doors open at 5pm because nothing says “responsible drinking” like starting St. Paddy’s at happy hour. Located at 24 W Adams Avenue, Detroit, MI 48226. Call 313.687.4350 if you’re brave enough to reserve a booth—or if you need someone to talk you out of this. 🍻
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
