A bipartisan group of Oregon lawmakers approved $2.1 million to buy the 92-foot-tall Abiqua Falls after it was put up for sale on Redifin, the previous Benedictine monk owners having put the natural wonder on the market earlier this year. What do you think?
“Pretty high price for a used waterfall.”
Alvaro Peña, Blog Consultant
“$2.1 million for only 92 feet?!”
Ester Cornett, Noise Analyst
“They’ll probably just turn it into an Airbnb.”
Raymond Uttley, Unemployed
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A bipartisan group of Oregon lawmakers approved $2.1 million to buy the 92-foot-tall Abiqua Falls after it was put up for sale on Redifin, the previous Benedictine monk owners having put the natural wonder on the market earlier this year. What do you think?
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