Former FBI director Robert Mueller, who served as special counsel in the probe of President Trump and Russian interference in the 2016 election, has died at age 81, with Trump responding by saying, “Good, I’m glad he’s dead.” What do you think?
“I’m starting to think he won’t arrest Trump after all.”
Elle Marzec, Suspenders Salesman
“That head is going right on the Oval Office wall.”
Pietre Dietz, Soup Thickener
“We’ll always remember him for that thing he did.”
Omar Chavez, Patent Shredder
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Former FBI director Robert Mueller, who served as special counsel in the probe of President Trump and Russian interference in the 2016 election, has died at age 81, with Trump responding by saying, “Good, I’m glad he’s dead.” What do you think?
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