A bill to ban marriage between first cousins failed to pass in the Florida Senate, allowing the state to remain one of more than a dozen in the U.S. where marrying one’s first cousin is legal. What do you think?
“Everyone deserves someone who looks like their uncle.”
Aaron Kamykowski, Vacuum Tester
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Ivy Oleinik, Donut Sprinkler
“The government has no business telling me who I’m related to.”
Jon Bonsall, Systems Analyst
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A bill to ban marriage between first cousins failed to pass in the Florida Senate, allowing the state to remain one of more than a dozen in the U.S. where marrying one’s first cousin is legal. What do you think?
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