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Day: May 3, 2026

Fake news caught lying about Trump again obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news caught lying about Trump again obviously

Big ElephantMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our great President Donald Trump, who…

Deep state witch hunt targets great Fed Chair Powell obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Deep state witch hunt targets great Fed Chair Powell obviously

Big ElephantMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the so-called “fake news” media is still trying to spin their ridiculous narratives about our great…

Events

Get Ready for a Year of Overpriced Lipstick and Awkward Small Talk at The Makeup Show NYC 2026

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Get ready for a beauty explosion! 💄👀 The Makeup Show NYC is coming! 🎉 The Makeup Show NYC is the…

Events

Get Ready for the Most Epic Mud-Fest Ever at Still Waters Lakefront Resort Jeep Meet 2026 Where Your Vehicle Will Probably Get Stuck

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Yay, more events! 🎉 Still Waters Resort has them, from Auto, Boat & Air 🚣‍♀️ to other stuff 🤔. Chuck…

Events

Get Ready for the Most Epic Vacation Planning Session Ever aka 2026 Georgia National Travel and Tourism Week Summit

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Get ready for the most epic tourism summit ever! 🤩 May 3-5, 2026, in Griffin+Spalding, Georgia 📍 With rockstar speakers,…

Events

Overpriced Concert Alert: CASA of TN Valley Begs for Money with Michelle Malone and Canyonland

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Rock out for a cause 🤟 🎸 with CASA of TN Valley 📆 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

Events

Bunch of Selfless Saints aka The Troubadours Decide to Waste Their Time Volunteering

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

We’re desperate for volunteers! 🤣 💁‍♀️ [email protected] 📲 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Events

TLS Suddenly Discovers How to Party Without Falling Over Except When They Do Which is Often at Bushes Day Party & Cocktail Fest

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Fall in the Bushes: where fancy people go to party 🎉 TLS Entertainment Group 🎊 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

Events

Get Ready to Ruin Your Liver with Overpriced Tequila at Tequila Gardens R&B Rooftop Day Party on Cinco De Mayo Weekend

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Get ready for Tequila Gardens – Cinco de Mayo Weekend 🎉 Sunday, May 3rd | 3PM – 12AM 🕰️ Café…

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