Rudy Sarzo’s New Single Likely To Cure Insomnia With A.I. Help
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? I just found out that Rudy Sarzo, the legendary hard…
Day: June 25, 2026
What’s America coming to now
Welcome to 5 Things PM, folks! I’m sipping on my coffee and enjoying the latest news. It seems like the…
Oh Joy Five More Excuses to Play Pywel Again
Pearl Abyss has been working tirelessly to redeem themselves after the initial launch of Crimson Desert, a game that was…
You Won’t Believe Shapiro’s Beef With This Candidate
Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro is having a moment, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, trying to make sense of it…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump nominates Chris Klomp as Deputy HHS Secretary
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump says communists are making their move finally
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a recent post on Truth…
SPECIAL REPORT Donald Trump promises epic July 4th rally with massive military flyovers
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people have been summoned. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE MAR-A-LAGO…
New ‘Communist Catan’ Expansion Set Just Makes Players All Wait Their Turn For Grain
U.S. — A new “Communist Catan” expansion pack for the popular board game will have players just sit and…
The Proud Metal Dad Moment
Parenting done right Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Amazon Executive Tells Luca Guadagnino He Didn’t Realize Film Would Be So Pro-Art
LOS ANGELES—Explaining why the company could no longer release Artificial as previously planned, Amazon MGM Studios head Mike Hopkins…