Man Struggling To Reconcile Existence Of Loving God With Fact He Never Got To Be Contestant On ‘Legends Of The Hidden Temple’
LEVERETT, MA — A local man suffered a crisis of faith Wednesday after struggling to reconcile his belief in…
Day: June 25, 2026
Video Review Confirms Soccer Player A Little Wuss
ARLINGTON, TX — After video review, a soccer player has been confirmed to be a total wuss. ARLINGTON, TX…
What To Know About ‘Supergirl’
Supergirl, starring Milly Alcock, opens this weekend. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film. Q:…
Because We Needed More Capcom Crossover Cash Grabs
The world of Resident Evil has finally jumped the shark, and I couldn’t be more thrilled. Because apparently we haven’t…
The Isle Of Wight Festival still exists apparently
Well, well, well, it’s festival season again, and you know what that means – a plethora of reunions, comebacks, and…
Grandma Adds New Urn To Husband Collection
The post Grandma Adds New Urn To Husband Collection appeared first on The Onion. The post Grandma Adds New…
Michigan Senator Freaks Over Trump Loyalist
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan state senator Mallory McMorrow is making some interesting statements about…
You Guys Still Confused About America
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Gallup poll, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump scores win as Senate rejects Iran war bill
The Senate has handed THE ORANGE ORACLE a major win by rejecting a bill aimed at reining in his war…