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Day: June 25, 2026

Babylon Bee

Caitlin Clark Returns To The Court In New Uniform

FinnJune 25, 2026

    INDIANAPOLIS, IN — WNBA star Caitlin Clark returned to the basketball court today sporting a slightly modified team uniform.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump warns House Republicans to unify and stop grandstanding
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump warns House Republicans to unify and stop grandstanding

Milton TruthwellJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and House Republicans are on notice. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, COMMANDER OF…

France Records Hottest Day Ever
The Onion

France Records Hottest Day Ever

FinnJune 25, 2026

       France recorded the hottest day ever in its history, with temperatures reaching a high of 44.3 degrees Celsius (or…

Babylon Bee

Weakling French Declare ‘Hottest Day Ever’ When It’s Only 40 Degrees

FinnJune 25, 2026

    PARIS — The weakling French population dramatically declared that today was “the hottest in history” despite local forecasts showing…

Critics Warn ‘GTA VI’ Could Inspire Impressionable Teens To Live In Florida 
The Onion

Critics Warn ‘GTA VI’ Could Inspire Impressionable Teens To Live In Florida 

FinnJune 25, 2026

       WASHINGTON—In an effort to alert parents to the potentially dangerous consequences of playing the highly anticipated game, critics warned Thursday…

Babylon Bee

All Of Man’s Trauma In Adulthood Can Be Traced Back To Watching ‘The Secret Of NIMH’ As A Child

FinnJune 25, 2026

    SAN JOSE, CA — After years of therapy, a local man finally achieved a major breakthrough in determining the…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump boasts 45000 strong crowd at recent speech
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump boasts 45000 strong crowd at recent speech

Milton TruthwellJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and the faithful have gathered to bear witness. In a recent transmission on Truth…

GTA 6 Gets Physical Disc Because Downloading Is So Last Season
Breaking, Games News

GTA 6 Gets Physical Disc Because Downloading Is So Last Season

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Well, it looks like Rockstar Games has managed to stir up some controversy with their decision to release a ‘code-in-a-box’…

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened to Hawaii’s Gun Laws
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened to Hawaii’s Gun Laws

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest Supreme Court ruling. The Supreme Court…

Supreme Court To The Rescue Maybe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Supreme Court To The Rescue Maybe

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Supreme Court, and I’ve got to say,…

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