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Month: June 2026

Breaking News: Fallout Season 3 Just Became 1000% More Interesting Because They Added Some Guy from That One Show Your Nephew Watches Manny Jacinto
Breaking, Movie News

Breaking News: Fallout Season 3 Just Became 1000% More Interesting Because They Added Some Guy from That One Show Your Nephew Watches Manny Jacinto

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Breaking news, folks! 🚨👀 The highly anticipated Season 3 of Amazon’s Fallout TV series just got a whole lot more…

BEARTOOTH Finally Decides to Release Actual Bulls*** From Their Super Original and Not at All Overhyped ‘Pure Ecstasy’ Album That Will Definitely Change the Face of Music Forever
Breaking, Music News

BEARTOOTH Finally Decides to Release Actual Bulls*** From Their Super Original and Not at All Overhyped ‘Pure Ecstasy’ Album That Will Definitely Change the Face of Music Forever

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

BEARTOOTH is back with a new single, and it’s all about the “Bullshit” 🤣. The latest track from their upcoming…

SKUNK ANANSIE Still Trying to be Relevant Releases Super Original Not at All a Cry for Help New Take On ‘Meltdown’ With ‘Blackhill Remix’ That You’ll Definitely Listen to More Than Once
Breaking, Music News

SKUNK ANANSIE Still Trying to be Relevant Releases Super Original Not at All a Cry for Help New Take On ‘Meltdown’ With ‘Blackhill Remix’ That You’ll Definitely Listen to More Than Once

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Get ready for the most epic news ever! 🤩 British rock legends SKUNK ANANSIE have just dropped a brand-new remix…

Babylon Bee

Experts Issue Dire Warning That A.I. Has Now Learned How To Use The Semicolon

FinnJune 19, 2026

    U.S. — A.I. has reportedly learned to use the semicolon; now experts are sounding the alarm.   U.S. — A.I.…

Babylon Bee

So-Called ‘World’s Greatest Dad’ Not Even In Top Five

FinnJune 19, 2026

    CLAREMONT, NH — Local man Roger Taft, despite owning several mugs declaring him to be the world’s greatest dad,…

Babylon Bee

‘Now Witness The Firepower Of This Fully Armed And Operational Battle Station,’ Cackles Obama

FinnJune 19, 2026

    CHICAGO, IL — Seated upon his spinning throne chair, a cackling former President Barack Obama invited guests to witness…

Lea Michele Shows Off Ability To Make Co-Star Cry On Command
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Lea Michele Shows Off Ability To Make Co-Star Cry On Command

FinnJune 19, 2026

       NEW YORK—Telling everyone to count down as she turned to her colleague, actress Lea Michele reportedly showed off her…

Fake news saying Trump can’t spin Iran deal as huge win somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news saying Trump can’t spin Iran deal as huge win somehow

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news outlets going to have a field day with this one! As of 2026, our…

Vance blasts Iran deal with rightful American skepticism and distrust always
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Vance blasts Iran deal with rightful American skepticism and distrust always

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to hear, another bunch of whiny liberals complaining about how our great President Donald…

Liberal incompetence ruins Reflecting Pool with dumb renovation fail again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal incompetence ruins Reflecting Pool with dumb renovation fail again

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news is at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious…

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