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Month: June 2026

Babylon Bee

Cringe: Out-Of-Touch Company Posts Pride Logo Like It’s 2014 Or Something

FinnJune 20, 2026

    PITTSBURGH, PA — Local company Stan’s Paper Mill proudly posted on X, formerly Twitter, a message celebrating Pride Month,…

Liberal snowflakes freak out over Trump’s impending election domination wins
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal snowflakes freak out over Trump’s impending election domination wins

Big ElephantJune 20, 2026June 20, 2026

Oh joy, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, and our magnificent President Donald Trump is still leading…

Liberal actor whines about Juneteenth being supposedly erased by Trump
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal actor whines about Juneteenth being supposedly erased by Trump

Big ElephantJune 20, 2026June 20, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to disparage our great President Donald Trump,…

Fake news Italy PM claims Trump lied about her begging him
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news Italy PM claims Trump lied about her begging him

Big ElephantJune 20, 2026June 20, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to trash our amazing President Donald Trump, who’s still kicking butt and taking names…

Babylon Bee

Trump Unveils New Air Force One Helicarrier

FinnJune 19, 2026

    CAMP SPRINGS, MD — At Joint Base Andrews on Friday, President Donald Trump unveiled the next Air Force One,…

LETLIVE Might Possibly Maybe Consider New Music If They Feel Like It Someday Maybe
Breaking, Music News

LETLIVE Might Possibly Maybe Consider New Music If They Feel Like It Someday Maybe

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩🎉 The legendary post-hardcore band LETLIVE. might, maybe, possibly,…

Whiny Italy insults America over Trump’s truth about Meloni
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Whiny Italy insults America over Trump’s truth about Meloni

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity to talk about the utter failures of the Democrat Party and their pathetic attempts to undermine…

Babylon Bee

NASCAR Celebrates Pride Month With First All-Subaru Race

FinnJune 19, 2026

    SAN DIEGO, CA — NASCAR will celebrate Pride month this year by featuring its first all-Subaru race at the…

Amazon Abruptly Cancels Movie About Sam Altman Because Let’s Be Real Who Cares About Some Guy and His AI Company Anyway
Breaking, Movie News

Amazon Abruptly Cancels Movie About Sam Altman Because Let’s Be Real Who Cares About Some Guy and His AI Company Anyway

FinnJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

The movie industry is just full of drama, and we’re not just talking about the movies themselves 🍿👀. A big-time…

Gang of Dragon Still NOT Dead Because Let’s Be Real Who Needs Founders Anyway Nagoshi Studio Is Totally Fine Without Them
Breaking, Games News

Gang of Dragon Still NOT Dead Because Let’s Be Real Who Needs Founders Anyway Nagoshi Studio Is Totally Fine Without Them

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

The Gang of Dragon game is basically dead, and we’re not surprised 🙅‍♂️. I mean, who needs a game when…

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