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Month: June 2026

Duran Duran Finally Decide to Dust Off Their Old Synths and Embarrass Themselves in Front of a Whole New Generation of People Who Have No Idea Who They Are
Breaking, Events, Music News

Duran Duran Finally Decide to Dust Off Their Old Synths and Embarrass Themselves in Front of a Whole New Generation of People Who Have No Idea Who They Are

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

Duran Duran is going on tour and we’re all supposed to be excited about it 🎉🎊. Like, who doesn’t love…

Liberal fake news claims job market strong yet nobody hired
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal fake news claims job market strong yet nobody hired

Big ElephantJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our fearless leader,…

French liquor fails, Hennessy to the rescue obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

French liquor fails, Hennessy to the rescue obviously

Big ElephantJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest President this…

Events

Because Your Home is Still Freezing Lets Talk About Warm Homes and Renewables Maybe

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2026

😂 Webinar alert! 🚨💡 Don’t miss out on learning what actually works in heating & retrofit projects 🤔 📅 Chuck…

Events

Charities Unite to Save the World One Overpriced Energy Bill at a Time

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2026

Charity energy webinar with Ben Mason 🤣 Join Ben for energy market insights 📊, risk reduction 🚫 and collective purchasing…

Events

Victoria Police Academy Where They Apparently Teach You to Give Out Parking Tickets to Ambulances

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2026

Get ready for a thrilling online info session 🚔👮 on 11th June 2026 at 6:00pm! 🕰️ Join the Victoria Police…

Tearful Trump Claims He Was Sex-Trafficked By Epstein
The Onion

Tearful Trump Claims He Was Sex-Trafficked By Epstein

FinnJune 1, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Growing visibly emotional as he recounted the trauma surfaced by the Justice Department’s release of files on the serial…

Events

Build a Quantum Computer and Finally Impress Your Nerd Friends with Something Cooler than a Fancy Graphics Card

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2026

🤣💻 Computers are taking over: in phones, cars, toasters, even on the moon! 🌕💸 📺 Lecture recording available 🎉 Chuck…

Events

Gymshark Teams Up with Bratz to Create the Most Legendary Athleisure Line for Dolls Who Lift

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2026

Get ready for GymBratz hot girl workoutz June 6-7, Miami, FL 33127 💋 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

Events

Get Ready for a GutBusting Good Time at FoodieLand Where Your Diet Goes to Die in Fort Worth

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2026

FAQs 🤔 🎟️ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

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