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Month: June 2026

Trump heroically admits ignorance of fake news Black unemployment statistic
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump heroically admits ignorance of fake news Black unemployment statistic

Big ElephantJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the liberal snowflakes going to have a field day with this one!…

Fake news CNN hyping Pope’s Madrid crowd size obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN hyping Pope’s Madrid crowd size obviously

Big ElephantJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

Liberal Hollywood elites gush over sainted JFK Jr on fake news CNN
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Hollywood elites gush over sainted JFK Jr on fake news CNN

Big ElephantJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

It’s utterly absurd to think that anyone could possibly criticize our great nation, led by the incomparable President Donald Trump,…

Events

Oh Joy N T Wright is Coming to Summer Intensive to Make You Read a Thousand Pages of Theology

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2026

🎉 Join N.T. Wright in Houston, Texas, this June for a 4-day study of Romans 12-16 📚 🤣

Events

Who Needs Personal Growth When You Can Waste Your Time Finding the Best Croissant in San Francisco

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2026

On Sunday, June 7th, 🥐 The Clift Royal Sonesta in San Francisco, 🤣 compete for Best Croissant in San Francisco…

Events

“Van Waarden naar Werk because Your Boss Clearly Values Your Sanity”

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for some “Skills Sessies”! 🤣 Iedere maand, een nieuwe kans om je vaardigheden te verdiepen 📚…

Events

Hoe kan je e-learning nog saaier maken dan het al is en hoe krijg je studenten het minst gemotiveerd

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2026

Gratis workshop: verhoog het leereffect van je e-learning 📚💻 🎉

St. Butt: The Worst Thing Ever Found in Stan’s Ass
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St. Butt: The Worst Thing Ever Found in Stan’s Ass

Chuck B. BallsyJune 6, 2026

The object was identified!

Exodus Tries Really Hard to Not Get Sued by Bioware for Being a Mass Effect Clone in 20-Minute Gameplay Demo That Weve All Seen Before
Breaking, Games News

Exodus Tries Really Hard to Not Get Sued by Bioware for Being a Mass Effect Clone in 20-Minute Gameplay Demo That Weve All Seen Before

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious gamer drama? 🎮👀 Because Archetype Entertainment just dropped a 20-minute gameplay…

Missing congressman still better than any Dem representing me
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Missing congressman still better than any Dem representing me

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal nonsense about our great President…

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