Trump genius outsmarts Iran with masterful negotiating skills obviously working perfectly
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the utterly fantastic, totally-not-a-disaster presidency of Donald Trump, the greatest leader…
Month: June 2026
Pete Hegseth finally fixing Europe’s deadbeat NATO freeloader problem somehow
Oh, great, just what we need, another “article” from the fake news media trying to tear down our great nation…
New York City ready to celebrate Knicks withticker-tape parade
Oh boy, folks, it’s a beautiful day to be an American, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals”…
Millions Of New Yorkers Show Up To Celebrate Plucky Underdog James Dolan
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Accidental Mention Of Guest House Blows Years Of Subterfuge To Conceal Family’s Wealth From Friends
ST. LOUIS—Immediately ruining decades of graceful maneuvering to avoid discussion of the specific details of her upbringing, area woman…
Jinjer in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)
Ukrainian metalcore band from Donetsk Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Crystal Lake in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)
Japanese metalcore band from Tokyo Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Silly 14-point Iran surrender plan annoyingly annotated
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one!…
Entheos in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)
Progressive death metal from Santa Cruz, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Girlfriend vs. Marduk
She chose the worst possible moment Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…