Sneaky Iran somehow benefited from our noble war efforts
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just fantastic to be living in the greatest country on earth, the United States of…
Month: June 2026
Liberals weep for B-52 victims, including patriotic Boeing employees and heroes
Oh boy, folks, it’s a beautiful day in America, and I’m thrilled to be living under the magnificent leadership of…
Crusader Kings III’s Next Expansion Is All About Being a Power Hungry Manipulative Pope Wannabe Who Only Cares About Faith as a Means to Get More Power and Control Over Everyone Else
Get ready for the most epic battle of wits, faith, and corruption – Crusader Kings III: By God Alone is…
Spider-Man: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of His Angsty Teenage Drama Now He’s Got a Fancy New Mutation to Go with His Ego
Since the release of the first Spider-Man: Brand New Day trailer, fans have been wondering how dark it gets for…
Tim Walz Volunteers To Personally Check Each And Every California Business To See If Owners Are Gay Enough
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — With California adopting a new system to check if LGBTQ+ labeled businesses are really gay,…
Google unveils the most epic failure ever the Google Home Speaker because you clearly need another overpriced gadget to ignore your family
The wait is finally over, folks! Google has announced the latest addition to its Google Home product lineup, the Gemini-powered…
Because Clearly What The Switch Was Missing Was More Boobs And Blood To Make It A Legitimate Gaming Console
The fans of the super-powered office comedy Dispatch were left feeling like they’d been #censored 🤷♂️ when they found out…
Mike Myers Refuses to Let Austin Powers Die So He’s Forcing a Fourth Movie on You Whether You Like It Or Not
Breaking news, folks, and by breaking news, I mean something that’s been broken for years, but we’re going to pretend…
JON BON JOVI Finally Gets Voice Back After Years of Scream Singing Wrecked His Vocal Cords and His Fans Ears
Oh great, because the world was just missing one thing: a Bon Jovi tour 🎉. The iconic frontman, Jon Bon…
SGF 2026: CONTROL Resonant Preview – Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Have Remedys Latest Mindbending SinglePlayer Rollercoaster Of Confusion And Despair
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some wild ride? 🎢 I just got my hands on the demo for…