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Month: June 2026

SGF 2026: Final Fantasy VII Revelation Finally Wraps Up The Remake Trilogy After A Decade Of Teasing And Milking The Franchise For Every Penny Next Spring
Breaking, Games News

SGF 2026: Final Fantasy VII Revelation Finally Wraps Up The Remake Trilogy After A Decade Of Teasing And Milking The Franchise For Every Penny Next Spring

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Get ready for the most epic gaming experience of your life, folks, as Final Fantasy VII Revelation is set to…

Liberal US student goes missing in Japan, big whoop, whatever happens
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal US student goes missing in Japan, big whoop, whatever happens

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the swamp in Washington D.C. going to have a field day with…

Another Bush elitist posing as outsider folk hero wannabe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another Bush elitist posing as outsider folk hero wannabe

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest…

Elon Musk soon America’s first trillionaire because capitalism still works somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Elon Musk soon America’s first trillionaire because capitalism still works somehow

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the radical left just loving this one – a recent report about…

Former OZZY OSBOURNE Guitarist JOE HOLMES Emerges From Rock and Roll Retirement Home To Release New Album That Your Uncle Will Think Is Cool
Breaking, Music News

Former OZZY OSBOURNE Guitarist JOE HOLMES Emerges From Rock and Roll Retirement Home To Release New Album That Your Uncle Will Think Is Cool

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Breaking news: Joe Holmes, the most legendary guitarist in the history of rock music (or so he thinks), has just…

Mystery Men Emerge From NYC Manholes
The Onion

Mystery Men Emerge From NYC Manholes

FinnJune 6, 2026

       At least three incidents of mysterious men climbing up from manholes in Brooklyn and Queens have been reported in…

Events

Oh Joy Another Exciting Tech Weekend to Waste Your Life June 18-19

Chuck B. BallsyJune 6, 2026

🚀 Tech Weekend: Where Founders Meet Investors in a 48-Hour Fundraising Frenzy 🚀 🤑

Babylon Bee

Bears Forced To Leave Chicago After Every Player, Coach, Fan Killed In Drive-Bys

FinnJune 6, 2026

    CHICAGO, IL – The Chicago Bears organization announced today that it will be relocating out of the city due…

Events

Another Random Atlanta House Party That Will Probably End in Chaos and Possibly a Few Noise Complaints

Chuck B. BallsyJune 6, 2026

Get ready to flirt, frazzle, and freak out at the hottest Flirt Fridays bash in Atlanta! 🎉 Atlanta House Party…

Events

Because Humans Were Clearly Holding Innovation Back with Their Intelligence and Creativity Using AI to Finally Get Stuff Done

Chuck B. BallsyJune 6, 2026

🚀 Join PDMA for a FREE webcast with David Robertson from MIT Sloan School of Management 🤓 📚💻

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