Scholars Now Believe The Angel Saved Daniel By Distracting Lions With A Laser Pointer
U.S. – Leading scholars believe that the angel who saved Daniel in the lion’s den used a red laser…
Month: June 2026
Finally, US gov stops foreigners from stealing our awesome AI secrets
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
Liberal losers fret over impending SCOTUS smackdowns coming soon
Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that’s being spewed out by the fake news media and the liberal elites?…
Billionaire Musk survives solely on government handouts somehow
Oh, great, just what we needed, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal propaganda about our beloved President…
1990s security after hearing “Are you ready?”
When you know exactly what's about to happen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
U.S. Votes To Legally Adopt Freddy The German
U.S. — The citizens of the United States have overwhelmingly voted to legally adopt the World Cup tourist known…
Elon Musk Credits Trillionaire Status To Dave Ramsey Envelope System
U.S. — After making history by becoming the world’s first trillionaire, Elon Musk credited his enormous wealth to carefully…
The Face Says 25. The Knees Say Otherwise
This scene from The Irishman perfectly captures the energy of certain rock bands still performing songs from their youth Chuck…
British Government Gives Religious Exemption For Suicide Vests
LONDON — In an ongoing effort to balance religious freedom and public safety, the government of the United Kingdom…
Starmer Sets Up Commission To Respond To Attempted Beheading UPDATE: The Commission Has Been Beheaded
LONDON — According to sources, Prime Minister Keir Starmer set up a commission to discern how best to respond…