’60 Minutes’ Begins Search For New Pompous Blowhard
NEW YORK, NY — After the firing of longtime contributor Scott Pelley due to ongoing conflicts with producers, the…
Month: June 2026
When You Get the Right Uber Driver 🤘
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Seeing That It’s 5PM, Talarico Paints on Some Stubble
AUSTIN, TX — Senate candidate James Talarico was busy campaigning today when he noticed that the time had reached…
KCN Taller Gratis Porque Obviamente Nadie Va a Pagar por Esto
🤑 Cultura financiera básica: lo que debería enseñarse en las escuelas pero no se hace Charla para todos, menos expertos…
How Microtransactions Ruined Our Lives And Forced Us To Sell Our Souls For A Few More Gems
Mobile games have become the ultimate thieves in the night, sneaking up on your wallet and stealing all your money…
Marvel’s Wolverine – Get Ready for Another Overhyped Game with Too Many Quick Time Events and a Storyline That’s Just an Excuse for More Mindless Hack and Slash Action
The wait is over, and the most epic game of the century is finally here! Or should I say, the…
Get Ready to Have Your Mind Blown by the Most Epic Guitar Solo Documentary of the Century Featuring the Legendary Peter Frampton Whose Guitar Still Works Better Than Your Love Life
Breaking News: Peter Frampton Documentary to Premiere at Tribeca Film Festival and We’re All Just Really Excited to See a…
Oh Boy Get Ready for Another Soul Sucking Mobile Game Pokémon Champions Is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life on Android and iOS on June 17
The Pokémon franchise is finally gracing us with its regal presence on our mobile devices, because who needs personal space…
Pride Parade Forces To Change Direction After Route Takes It Within 200 Yards Of School
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — A parade celebrating Pride Month was forced to suddenly change course after participants informed organizers…
White House Doctor Claims Trump A Perfectly Healthy 9-Foot-Tall 35-Year Old
WASHINGTON—Assuring Americans that a routine medical exam had confirmed the president had no pressing health concerns, Capt. Sean Barbabella,…