Liberal Media Hypes Ukraine Breakthrough Amidst Other Non Trump Stories
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest president this world…
Month: June 2026
Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole
The post Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole appeared first on The Onion. The post Back…
Why Isn’t Jesse Eisenberg in ‘The Social Network’ Sequel Because Clearly the World Was Just Missing a Second Helping of Aaron Sorkin’s Ego and More Scenes of Mark Zuckerberg Eating Cereal
It’s been a whopping 16 years since Jesse Eisenberg first played the role of Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network,…
End of Abyss Interview: Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Section 9’s Existential Crises and robot induced Anxiety Attacks Yet
So, you want to know about End of Abyss? Well, let me tell you, it’s a real treat 🎉. I…
The Fastest Metal Poser Test Ever 🤘
The "Name 3 Songs" test claims another victim Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Bi-2 («Би-2») in Warsaw, Poland (06/13/2026)
Belarusian pop-rock band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Trump Takes Out Scumbag Terrorist Leader, America Wins Again
Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald…
FBI wasting time on soccer, ignoring real America’s problems clearly
Oh, wow, I’m just so excited to be talking about the latest “achievements” of our beloved President Donald Trump, the…
RICHIE KOTZEN Totally Not Trying To Impress Everyone By Talking About How EDDIE VAN HALEN Was His Obvious Guitar Hero And Yeah His Playing Was Super Natural Duh
Richie Kotzen, the guitar genius who’s played with everyone from MR. BIG to POISON and THE WINERY DOGS, recently sat…
Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations
Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to tell us that our great…