‘Disclosure Day’ Causes Audiences To Question Their Faith In Steven Spielberg
U.S. — Moviegoers eagerly awaited the release of the latest sci-fi blockbuster film from one of showbusiness’s most legendary…
Month: June 2026
King Solomon Admits He May Have Plagiarized ‘Nothing New Under The Sun’
JERUSALEM — As he observed the temple scribes hard at work making official copies of the book of Ecclesiastes,…
COAL CHAMBER Drummer MIKEY COX Because One Cancer Surgery Just Wasn’t Enough Apparently
COAL CHAMBER has canceled its appearance at the Louder Than Life festival, and we’re all thoroughly devastated… said no one…
Finally, America’s great again, consumer sentiment somehow magically rises
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
‘What Is A World Cup?’ Googles America
U.S. — As the highly anticipated soccer matches prepared to kick off in cities throughout the country, millions of…
Will There Be a Toy Story 12 Because Lets Be Real We Clearly Havent Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
So, you thought the Toy Story franchise was finally over, huh? 🎉 Well, think again, folks, because Andrew Stanton, the…
Geezer Butler OBVIOUSLY Ripping Off Jaco Pastorius But Credits Some Old Dudes Like Jack Bruce Instead
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤣 Fender has just shared a new episode of “Lowdown On The…
SGF 2026 — SAW: Genesis Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway Will This Rebooted Mess Actually Survive Longer Than a SAW Movie Franchise Victim
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The new SAW: Genesis game is coming, and I’m just…
Trump-hating RINOs tremble before Trump’s genius Iran plan
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved…
Tanks in Cushing Oklahoma are almost empty what a wonderful failure
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swampy waters of Washington D.C., where the fake news media…