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Month: June 2026

Fake news inflation worst in three years allegedly
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Fake news inflation worst in three years allegedly

Big ElephantJune 11, 2026June 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

Deep state sabotage: Pentagon evacuated thanks to Democrat incompetence somehow
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Deep state sabotage: Pentagon evacuated thanks to Democrat incompetence somehow

Big ElephantJune 11, 2026June 11, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the most fantastic, tremendous, and…

Taylor Swift Urges Travis Kelce To Whittle Down Trampolines On Registry To One
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Taylor Swift Urges Travis Kelce To Whittle Down Trampolines On Registry To One

FinnJune 11, 2026

       LEAWOOD, KS—Remarking that it seemed “a tad excessive” to own more than a dozen of the recreational bouncing devices,…

Upon a Burning Body in Greensboro, NC (06/10/2026)
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Upon a Burning Body in Greensboro, NC (06/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 11, 2026

Metalcore from San Antonio, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Traitors in Greensboro, NC (06/10/2026)
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Traitors in Greensboro, NC (06/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 11, 2026

Brutal deathcore from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Carcosa in Greensboro, NC (06/10/2026)
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Carcosa in Greensboro, NC (06/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 11, 2026

Canadian deathcore Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Babylon Bee

Was Jesus The Long-Awaited Messiah? 9 Subtle Clues

FinnJune 10, 2026

    As Christians, we believe Jesus was the Messiah, or anointed one, and a fulfillment of Jewish scripture. But we…

System of a Down Fans Since 2005
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System of a Down Fans Since 2005

Chuck B. BallsyJune 10, 2026

The average System of a Down fan experience Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Babylon Bee

Starmer To Irish: Let’s Not Bicker And Argue About Who Beheaded Whom

FinnJune 10, 2026

    LONDON — Public uprisings in Ireland flared once again last night, as Irish citizens lashed out in anger following…

Echoes of Aincrad Hands-On Preview Because You Clearly Haven’t Played Enough SAO Video Games Already
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Echoes of Aincrad Hands-On Preview Because You Clearly Haven’t Played Enough SAO Video Games Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Wow, I’m So Excited to Dive Back into the World of Sword Art Online with Echoes of Aincrad 🤩! I…

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