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Month: June 2026

Babylon Bee

Celebrate Pride Month With These 12 Inspiring Bible Passages About Pride

FinnJune 1, 2026

    It’s Pride Month again, making this the perfect time of year to see what inspirational passages can be found…

Oh Joy Another Roguelike Because We Were All Just Sitting Around Twiddling Our Thumbs Waiting For Chivalware To Save The Genre
Breaking, Games News

Oh Joy Another Roguelike Because We Were All Just Sitting Around Twiddling Our Thumbs Waiting For Chivalware To Save The Genre

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

The roguelike genre has finally been saved by Chivalware, and I’m not being sarcastic at all 😂. I mean, who…

Babylon Bee

Popular New Service Removes All The Orange Candies Before You Get The Box

FinnJune 1, 2026

    U.S. — A popular new service that sifts through your boxes of candy to remove all the orange pieces…

Babylon Bee

Trump Recognizes Pride Month By Hosting Soccer Match On White House Lawn

FinnJune 1, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unusual gesture across a prominent social divide, President Donald Trump took the official step…

‘Fuck It, A Gig’s A Gig,’ Says Bruce Springsteen, Agreeing To Headline Freedom 250 Concert
The Onion

‘Fuck It, A Gig’s A Gig,’ Says Bruce Springsteen, Agreeing To Headline Freedom 250 Concert

FinnJune 1, 2026

       COLTS NECK, NJ—Declaring that he wasn’t about to turn down a fat check for shitting out some hits, rock…

Babylon Bee

Nation Shocked As Candidate With Nazi Tattoo Turns Out To Be Total Scumbag

FinnJune 1, 2026

    U.S. — One of the country’s most heavily scrutinized Senate races was thrown into chaos over the weekend, as…

‘Euphoria’ Delivers Happy Ending Where Fans Never Have To Watch ‘Euphoria’ Again
The Onion

‘Euphoria’ Delivers Happy Ending Where Fans Never Have To Watch ‘Euphoria’ Again

FinnJune 1, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—Breathing a deep sigh of relief as the credits rolled Sunday night, fans praised HBO drama Euphoria for…

Duran Duran Finally Decide to Dust Off Their Old Synths and Embarrass Themselves in Front of a Whole New Generation of People Who Have No Idea Who They Are
Breaking, Events, Music News

Duran Duran Finally Decide to Dust Off Their Old Synths and Embarrass Themselves in Front of a Whole New Generation of People Who Have No Idea Who They Are

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

Duran Duran is going on tour and we’re all supposed to be excited about it 🎉🎊. Like, who doesn’t love…

Liberal fake news claims job market strong yet nobody hired
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal fake news claims job market strong yet nobody hired

Big ElephantJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our fearless leader,…

French liquor fails, Hennessy to the rescue obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

French liquor fails, Hennessy to the rescue obviously

Big ElephantJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest President this…

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