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Month: June 2026

Zack Snyder to Ruin Another Classic with His Signature Brand of Soulless Explosions in the Totally Necessary Remake of Escape From New York
Breaking, Movie News

Zack Snyder to Ruin Another Classic with His Signature Brand of Soulless Explosions in the Totally Necessary Remake of Escape From New York

FinnJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

Breaking news, folks: Snake Plissken is back from the dead, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or…

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Because You Clearly Need an Excuse to Eat a Whole Bowl of Ice Cream the Jimmy Fund Scooper Bowl

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2026

Get ready for brain freeze and charity 🍦💕 June 2-4 at 88 Seaport Blvd 📅

Events

Ryan Holiday is Finally Going to Say Something Deep and You’ll Forget it 5 Minutes Later

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2026

Join a conversation with Ryan Holiday 🙄 Ryan Holiday, a bestselling philosopher 📚, will discuss wisdom 🤓, clarity 🎯, discipline…

When Jim Carrey joins Billy Corgan 🎃
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When Jim Carrey joins Billy Corgan 🎃

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2026

Billy Corgan hates this Edit!

Babylon Bee

Celebrate Pride Month With These 12 Inspiring Bible Passages About Pride

FinnJune 1, 2026

    It’s Pride Month again, making this the perfect time of year to see what inspirational passages can be found…

Oh Joy Another Roguelike Because We Were All Just Sitting Around Twiddling Our Thumbs Waiting For Chivalware To Save The Genre
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Oh Joy Another Roguelike Because We Were All Just Sitting Around Twiddling Our Thumbs Waiting For Chivalware To Save The Genre

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

The roguelike genre has finally been saved by Chivalware, and I’m not being sarcastic at all 😂. I mean, who…

Babylon Bee

Popular New Service Removes All The Orange Candies Before You Get The Box

FinnJune 1, 2026

    U.S. — A popular new service that sifts through your boxes of candy to remove all the orange pieces…

Babylon Bee

Trump Recognizes Pride Month By Hosting Soccer Match On White House Lawn

FinnJune 1, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unusual gesture across a prominent social divide, President Donald Trump took the official step…

‘Fuck It, A Gig’s A Gig,’ Says Bruce Springsteen, Agreeing To Headline Freedom 250 Concert
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‘Fuck It, A Gig’s A Gig,’ Says Bruce Springsteen, Agreeing To Headline Freedom 250 Concert

FinnJune 1, 2026

       COLTS NECK, NJ—Declaring that he wasn’t about to turn down a fat check for shitting out some hits, rock…

Babylon Bee

Nation Shocked As Candidate With Nazi Tattoo Turns Out To Be Total Scumbag

FinnJune 1, 2026

    U.S. — One of the country’s most heavily scrutinized Senate races was thrown into chaos over the weekend, as…

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