Liberal LA Mayor Bass wins, because Californians love failed leaders
Oh joy, folks, it’s another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., and our glorious President Donald Trump is…
Month: June 2026
Liberal elites worship self-controlling computers, how quaint and unAmerican
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to spin their web of lies and…
Heaven’s Gate Members Enjoy 29th Euphoric Year On Highest Plane Of Existence
THE NEXT LEVEL—Still reaping the benefits of a mass suicide timed to coincide with the arrival of the Hale–Bopp…
Choose Life. Choose Concerts. Choose Bankruptcy!
When You Scroll Down To The Fees 💸 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Californians Give Us Their Top 9 Reasons For Still Voting Democrat
It’s Primary Election Day in California, and, as expected, a ton of people are still voting Democrat. The Babylon…
Disney Attempts To Win Star Wars Fans Back With New Jar Jar Binks Trilogy
BURBANK, CA — In an effort to win back disgruntled fans, Disney executives announced a brand-new Star Wars film…
Serena Williams Returns To Tennis
Serena Williams announced she will play doubles at the prestigious HSBC Championships as a wildcard, marking the 44-year-old superstar’s…
Satan Takes Credit For Raisins
HELL — Satan confirmed this week that he was, in fact, responsible for raisins. HELL — Satan confirmed this…
Things You Should NEVER Say at a Metal Show 🤘
The Crowd Didn't Like That 🤘 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
‘Sesame Street’ Now Preceded By Warning That Its Content Is Not Suitable For Children
NEW YORK, NY — For the month of June, episodes of Sesame Street will now be preceded by a…