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Day: July 8, 2026

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump sends new Air Force One to UK base for military tour
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump sends new Air Force One to UK base for military tour

Milton TruthwellJuly 8, 2026

In a move that has left defense experts and observers alike scratching their heads, the COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK, Donald…

Apple Throws $30 Billion at Made in USA Chip Dream
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Apple Throws $30 Billion at Made in USA Chip Dream

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Apple’s latest move to design chips made in the United States with…

Interpol Drops New Track Iron City Now Streaming
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Interpol Drops New Track Iron City Now Streaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Interpol have shared “Iron City,” the latest single from their forthcoming eighth studio album, This Mirror Weighs a Ton. Following…

Because History Class Wasn’t Boring Enough Already
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Because History Class Wasn’t Boring Enough Already

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A popular mobile game called “June’s Journey” is on a mission…

Asia: Where Americans Go To Remember Vegetables Exist
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Asia: Where Americans Go To Remember Vegetables Exist

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A young artist and designer from Atlanta, Isaias, traveled all the…

Trump Still Obsessed With Communism Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Still Obsessed With Communism Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

So, I was reading this article on CNN, sipping my coffee, and I just about spit it out when I…

Emmy Nominations 2026 Revealed Live Now
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Emmy Nominations 2026 Revealed Live Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

The 2026 Emmy Awards nominations have the chance to represent a wide swath of series, including a mix of returning…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 8 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 8 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 8, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again left to decipher the cryptic messages emanating from the…

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